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Washington, DC
Joined February 2009
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Nike SB Air Force 1 SE City Pack “instant” GR release. This and the Light Orewood pair are the only ones to have a white midsole as of now. Love the BLUE on these makes em pop for sure. Lmk what yall think ? #nikesb #airforce1 #instant
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What’s your favorite flower?
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Let me get these stats out the way RQ.. USC Freshmen brothers made there season debut last night vs Milwaukee.. 6’11 Adonis Ratliff.. 25 PTS (7-10 FG, 5-7 3PT, 6-8 FTs) 6 REBS 3 AST 2 STLS 2 BLKS 7’0 Darius Ratliff 14 PTS ( 5-10 FG, 1-1 3PT, 3-4 FTs) 5 BLKS 2 STLS.. Now Last night I had a moment I was bored watching some of these draft prospects… These 2 dude brought me back to LIFE… They are top 2 picks so far in this draft.. we FOUND them yall.. these MFs are special…
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🚨NFL + NBA TALK -The NBA Szn thus far. -Rookies and New Look Teams + Way Too Early MVP and ROTY discussions. -Who is the best team in the NFC? -Broncos too good for Bo Nix to fuck it up? teapawt.net/i/spaces/1qVAQKooZgddW…

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Like an acme cartoon 😭
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We see the Halloween fit lil bro 😭
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This throw from Austin Simmons is INSANE
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Lmao it’s no way yall hyping this
Check how Lendeborg spins the post entry pass to bend around his defender 🤯
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Oh nah KD just sent Daniel Gafford to the Shadow Realm
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somebody selling $25 sandwiches that come with outfits for thanksgiving or some shit like that
what is going on on the timeline lmao
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I love halloween.
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The site is cooooking 🤫🥶🔋
Today Wasn’t Aday To Be A Coward So I Had To Be A Hero To Bet The Odds BANGGGG 💪🏾💰💯
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Dillon Brooks with the putback How?! 🤣🤯 (h/t @CGBBURNER)
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I’ve watched this 100x and it’s still funny
Michael Irvin says he left his first $1,000,000 NFL check sitting on his bedroom table because he wanted everyone who walked in to see it and understand just how far he’d come “And then let me tell you what I did with that first check. That million-dollar check, I left that right there on the table, right in my room. So as soon as they walked in, they said, ‘That’s your check?’ I said, ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah.’” “I had my financial people calling me, ‘Man, send that check, Michael. We’re losing, we’re losing.’ I said, ‘Shoot, I’m winning. What you talking about? I’m winning like a mug, boy.’ But it’s real. It was real.” “Back then, that was a lot of money. A lot of money. Wait a minute now. Can you give somebody $2,500? You give somebody $2,500, $5,000.” “These kids now, they got NIL deals. I was getting $20 a weekend, and Mom took the first $15. Are you joking? Left me with five. Dude, coming from $5 a weekend to getting that? I left that check right there. I was going to get every bit of that check.” “Now, here’s the kicker to all of us that we have to get to, and people have to understand. Making money is one thing. How you let it go is as important, you know. Especially us, because we know there’s so many people holding on to the caboose that you got to bring along on this train.” “It’s never just us, right? It wasn’t just Mike. It’s never just Shannon. You know, I got Grandma, I got Mom, I got other people that’s counting on me. And it took me through that first contract to figure out and get the understanding of financial literacy enough to know how to best handle that.” “So, to get everything and put everything into a trust. My whole family into the trust. So now when I’m handing you money, I’m handing you money, and I’m going to send you tax papers. We’re handing you money now at your tax bracket instead of me handing you money at my tax bracket.” “If I give you a million dollars, I got to make a million seven at my bracket to give you a million. You know what I’m saying? So now we got to learn to do that. These are the things that we have to learn to make sure we stay up.”
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Replying to @GinaHinojosaTX
She has the same physiognomy of Claudi Sheinbaum. I'm scared of this candidate. Is there a reliable "Early Life" page on this candidate?
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