Long Beach, CA
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Lindsay Phelps retweeted
This is NOT what America is about. America is about *opens history book*
uh oh
*Frantically starts flipping though pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
Lindsay Phelps retweeted
Man sits by me on train.
MAN: Loads of psychopaths around here
ME: Really?
MAN: Loads mate
ME: How'd you know?
MAN: There's signs aren't there?
ME: I guess?
MAN: I love them
(47 minutes of awkward silence.)
Man leaves train, he has a bike. I realise he was saying 'cycle paths'.
Lindsay Phelps retweeted
…do you guys not realize that diddy was incredibly famous, therefore knew almost everyone and threw many parties that were likely JUST parties? yes, people have photos with him who had no idea what he was up to and certainly weren’t involved. these witch-hunts remove focus from the ACTUAL villain.
abusers do not abuse everyone. they cannot abuse everyone. they rely on good relationships with many, to get away with abusing the few.
Thanks @SCE for scheduling "routine maintenance" for 6 hours on one of the hottest days of the year instead of literally any other day of the much cooler week. Great job, as always. 👍
I was born in CA and have lived here for 35 of my 40 years. I've been hearing what a nightmarish, falling-apart-at-the-seams hellhole it is the entire time. Statements like this just make me chuckle now. CA certainly has its flaws, but so does every other damn state in the US.
Lindsay Phelps retweeted
I've said this before, but it's kind of hilarious how the same conservatives who say they want men to be men and women to be women get incredibly mad when women have fun in a stereotypically feminine manner
Is there any way women could act where you wouldn't hate them?
Lindsay Phelps retweeted
I love how inflamed people get about Ella emhoff. It’s such a great litmus test of whether you perceive young women as people or as decoration.
It doesn’t matter what she looks like, because she’s not dressing for you. A lot of men can’t stand this,
