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JustElliot retweeted
🚨 PHILADELPHIA 76ERS HISTORY For just the SECOND time since 1971, three 76ers players have scored 25+ points in the same game, with one recording a triple-double. This team is generational 🔥
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JustElliot retweeted
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Guess this explains why they are burning down Paris.
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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This is so gay. We are governed by idiots.
DeSantis gifts Trump coin showing him flipping off would-be assassins: 'You missed bitches' trib.al/xgpQ9Zv
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Elon after tweeting that Talarico is a creep
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These ads during college football games are really going to help Paxton and Talarico get out the vote in places like Pennsylvania and Tennessee.
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The guy who complains about George Soros has now given more money to candidates JUST this midterm election than Soros has donated in the past 10 years.
🔴 News - Elon Musk donated another $76 million to support Republicans, raising his total contributions this cycle to over $442 million
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We have completely destroyed their nuclear capabilities forever twice in the last year. But don’t worry everyone, it’s a “small price to pay”, so keep paying.
Trump on Iran and the jump in oil prices: "We had it very low, and I knew that would happen, but it was a choice. It's a small price to pay for taking a nuclear weapon away from Iran, which is a very evil country."
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Perhaps you should try having one someday, fucktard
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No, I believe in the constitution which forbids it and I don’t support Marxists.
Imagine Elon Musk becoming President of the United States. Would you support him?
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He looks like a greasy gas station hotdog on one of those roller machines.
Trump: "So I think I have the right to run again, I think I have the right to run again cause they cheated"
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Charles Kushner, Jared’s father, pleaded guilty to 18 counts of tax evasion and witness tampering. He hired a prostitute to seduce his brother-in-law, filmed it, sent the tape to his sister. Trump pardoned him and made him ambassador to France and Monaco. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charle…
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This little guy came out of womb complaining about his boss and worrying about getting his taxes done on time.
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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The left is trying to take away Lindsey Graham’s Straightriotism, but he’s having the last laugh partying with heaven’s angels.
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This is the dumbest argument people have ever made. “Literally in the name of his party!” North Korea must be a democratic republic, it’s literally called the Democratic Republic of North Korea!
Hitler was a far left socialist. Literally in the name of his party!
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JustElliot retweeted
Replying to @HenryJGomez
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i am really really sure this is not the hill the gop wants to die on. i am really really sure sometimes politics needs to have some dignity. and i am really really sure having a pedophile protector be in a political ad calling the survivor a liar is not dignified.
Vivek Ramaswamy just now on the ad with Acton’s estranged mother: “We ran an ad about lying. Amy Acton is lying. … It had nothing to do with childhood abuse, which I will be the number one governor to prosecute when I am the governor of this state because it is wrong.”
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Promoted and fired on the same day - even Katie Zacharia is impressed.
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This doesn’t sound very America Firsty
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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