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Misanthrope. Marshmallow minion. Hooked on cheese. Bringer of receipts. You say tomater, I zader matermorts.

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Joined August 2009
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“I don’t understand the country I live in” in one image
every ford f-150 is going to be melted down into a maglev
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Someone should tell them the rule of holes is to stop digging.
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No way
BREAKING: Colossal Biosciences, the startup working to bring extinct animals back to life, accuses a former employee of stealing company de-extinction secrets.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Trump's new chief of staff:
21%Space Cowboy
40%Maurice
39%Pompatus of Love
57 votes • Final results
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I've lost about 100 followers in the past few weeks which is weird because I'm the only good account on this app.
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dude read the room
A Monument to the American Spirit. The Military Triumphal Arch will honor the heroes who gave everything for our nation - a monumental tribute to America’s first 250 years & a symbol of the next 250. A legacy of freedom. A future without limits. 📲 Triumphalarch.com
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Eric Spencer retweeted
They are also going back to ipods becuse phones are banned in schools, but ipods aren't.
📵 🎶 Jovens da Geração Z voltam a usar iPods para “fugir” das notificações, algoritmos e feeds infinitos do celular.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
"Men under 6 feet need not apply, I know my worth"
the empathetic gender strikes again
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What a horrible loss to journalism.
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Eric Spencer retweeted
This is going to be a huge loss. Now when we need to make fun of terrible content we will only have CNN, Slate, The Atlantic, Bulwark, 100k influencers, radio, TV, the Post, UK publications, Al Jazeera, and Jesse Kelly
Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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To successfully rig the election such that all evidence remains hidden and every Texas county shifts 20 points to the left would require a level of competence that does not exist within the Democratic Party.
What are the chances of nearly every single county going more democrat in a state trump won by 14 points?
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Eric Spencer retweeted
DeSantis isn’t “influenced” by Israel; he likes Israel and has a sincere belief that Israelis are preferable to jihadists.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
What’s incredibly funny about this is The Wire is a show that consistently demonstrates how terrible a city is when it’s run by one party and every Democrat loves The Wire and doesn’t get it
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Eric Spencer retweeted
While the GOP plays the post-blowout blame-game, I don’t think anyone properly appreciates the insane Dem infighting that’ll take place over the next two years. Socialism, Woke 2.0, antisemitism, tariffs, Islamism, leadership in Congress … buckle up.
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Who would have guessed that 9/11 was just the start of a domestic political movement?
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Can’t rn… scrolling to find some news on all the conservative riots…
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I mean, they’re not wrong.
Iran gloats over Trump's midterm blowout: 'US collapse has accelerated' trib.al/PmkzbnB
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Only 734 days until the 2028 elections!
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Eric Spencer retweeted
That's the fundamental problem. We don't have to imagine it. $500 million would fund Medicare and Medicaid for 2.19 hours.
Imagine if Elon's $500 million had been spent on education or healthcare. Or the arts. Anything.
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Eric Spencer retweeted
Perhaps the GOP could try chasing voters away and hounding allies out of the party. It could work.
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