I was so ambitious today, woke up by 5am, was at the market by 6am done by 8am. I told myself I would do laundry, cook banga soup, ogbono, okro, vegetable and Ofe onugbu soups, stew, Ofe Awku and garden egg sauce and then prepare moi moi batter that would be stored in the freezer… I don’t understand how I thought I would make all this in one day I sha made the Okro, Banga, vegetable soup, Ofe akwu and stew and I had to tap out..

I bought one perfume for my husband, the perfume smells so sexy ehn…. When he sprays it and walks past me, my gears go just start to turn, when he comes back from work, I would just spend like 5 minute sniffing him… To think I bought the perfume by impulse without knowing anything about it…

When I was in Secondary school, JS1 3rd term after our exams, they gave awards for the neatest students and I decided to make it my life decision to be neat… I ensure my book cubby was always arranged, my books were arrange from biggest to smallest, my notes in a neat stack, my stationeries in a cup, very neat My bed was always laid, even if I wanted to go to the toilet, I would spread my bed. I washed my clothes everyday, my shoes were always polished, my slippers and trekkers polished. I made sure my hair was always groomed, my uniform was folded and placed under my bunk mates bed who was chubby so it would have nice gridlines. Despite all my efforts, I never won the award, did I get it, never I kept it up till I graduated but it was never noticed I am honestly still salty about it, the people who won it no even neat reach me .