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Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
How to destroy a beloved brand.
Step 1: Put a soulless, data-driven consultant who has never even seen a basketball court or a running track up close in charge.
Step 2: He goes direct! And increase profits while destroying the retail distribution system and betraying a multitude of 20-year-long partnerships.
Step 3: Motivated and innovative competitors like On Running and Hoka rush to fill the distribution gap Nike left by abandoning its trusted partners.
Step 4: Not satisfied, he fires all the stupid creative people who can't prove any of their ideas work with hard data. What could they possibly know?
Step 5: Celebrate when milking the brand for every last cent works for about 18 months, even though the data quickly show a disaster is looming.
Step 6: OMG? Wut?
Step 7: Fire the old CEO and bring in a new one who's been with the brand since day one. He tries his best, but just too much damage was done.
Step 8: Get delisted... Go down in history as the greatest example of data-driven idiots destroying one of the most successful creative brands of all time.
The end.
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
I've said it before but I'll say it a million more times: Andy Williams (The Butcher) is one of the best, most genuine people on this planet. Ever. Not just in wrestling or music. Fingers crossed we hear a good medical update ASAP. Love you, Butch @andycomplains
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
Popped out to get some morning coffee. Met the best wide receiver in the NFL. Hell yeah.
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
The ultimate recession indicator? Nobody judges you anymore.
âI'm 32 and have roommates.â
Makes sense.
âI'm 40 and moving back with my parents.â
Makes sense.
âWe make six figures and can't afford daycare.â
Makes sense.
âI haven't replaced my 15-year-old appliances.â
Smart.
âI can't afford to eat out anymore.â
Same.
That's the recession indicator nobody measures.
Financial situations that would've shocked people 15 years ago barely get a reaction anymore.
The struggle became normal.
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
âNo way you wrote a 5 page essay without AIâ
Buddy, we wrote them by hand, in cursive, the day before it was due, without even reading the book.ïżŒ
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
Genuinely feels like half of us are hanging on by a thread while the other half are like âI just bought a new house, car, and recently had a baby. Iâm doing fine AND saving money :)â
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
The government and flock camera supporters: âIf you arenât doing anything wrong, you donât have anything to hide.â
Also the government:
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
-$4 gas
-Mystery Beef
-Shock gloves
-Zero Epstein arrests
-Another endless war
-50-year mortagages
-Data Center explosion
-Flock camera takeover
-Stablecoin bait-and-switch
-pesticide company immunity
-Rolled-back PFAS protections
When exactly does the "Golden Age" start again?
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
Boomers: âWe paid for college working summers.â
Tuition in 1980: $800/year
Minimum wage: $3.10 = 258 hours. One summer.
Tuition now: $29,600
Minimum wage: $7.25 = 4,083 hours. Two full-time YEARS.
Itâs not work ethic. Itâs math.
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
It's 2027. The AI bubble has popped. The US dollar has bust. It's 500 dollars to buy a burger and it makes you immediately have diarrhea. The sun has been renamed America.
I genuinely feel for people in their early 20s right now because they missed an era that actually existed not that long ago.
$550 rent that didnât require three roommates.
$4 happy hour where you could actually go out on a normal paycheck.
$90 grocery runs that filled the whole fridge.
Job offers coming in within days of applying, sometimes with a signing bonus attached.
Nights out where nobody was performing for a phone the entire time.
That wasnât some mythical golden age from decades ago.
That was less than fifteen years ago.
đš Hear me outâŠ
Iâm sick of pretending this is a functioning country with a functioning government.
Congress is not âdivided.â Itâs not âgridlocked.â Itâs not âjust politics.â It is a criminal class of 535 people who have spent decades selling this country piece by piece while lecturing the rest of us about democracy, values, and the rule of law.
They pass spending bills they donât read. They pile debt on people who werenât even born yet. They take money from foreign interests, lobbyists, PACs, and industries they regulate, then act shocked when anyone calls it what it is: influence-peddling.
They protect their own. They investigate their enemies. They never investigate themselves with the same hunger.
The worst part isnât even the money. Itâs the moral rot. A government that can lecture parents, churches, and working people about morality while shielding predators, burying files, redacting names, and treating elite sex-crime networks like a scheduling inconvenience has no moral authority left. If the same evidence, the same flight logs, the same sealed names, and the same âwe canât commentâ stonewalling applied to anyone outside their class, those people would already be in prison. For this crowd, it becomes âcomplicated,â âongoing,â or ânot the right time.â
Foreign interference isnât some abstract threat they discovered last week. Itâs a business model. They take the money, take the trips, take the talking points, then wrap themselves in the flag and tell you anyone who notices is a conspiracy theorist.
They will fight harder to protect their donors and their secrets than they will fight to protect the border, the budget, or the people who actually pay for all of it.
I donât hate âgovernmentâ as an idea. I hate this government, the one that treats citizens like a revenue stream, treats accountability like an attack, and treats the most disgusting crimes as a club you only get punished for if youâre not connected.
No more polite language.
No more âboth sidesâ anesthesia. If Congress had a shred of honor left, they would open every sealed file, name every protector, cut the foreign cash pipelines, and submit themselves to the same laws they impose on everyone else. They wonât. Thatâs the point.
They are not public servants. They are a protected class. And the country is rotting under them.
- B
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
"I have Notre Dame as my preseason number one team and they're the team that I believe will win the national title..
I think they're loaded and I really believe in CJ Carr"
@ReceDavis #PMSLive
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
Tell you what, having done a graphic design degree 10 years ago, it's depressing to see how crazy AI image generation has gotten.
I fed Chat GPT's new model this image from FPL with a prompt asking it to redesign it, and what it's produced is scary.
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
hi! iâm a graphic designer.
people stopped hiring us lmfao everybody uses AI for flyers & doesnât double-check them for accuracy anymore
Justin Phoenixxđ„ retweeted
Graphic design is no longer a career.
It's a prompt.
I one shotted this brand book on GPT Images 2.0 in 7 seconds.
Steal my prompt:
{Create a multi-page (multiple images) brand kit for the brand 'Marlboro'. 6 slides, including logo, typography, color, art direction, website direction, and merchandise. Generate this as a single image. Merge current Marlboro brand with the style of Red Dead Redemption}
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