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@KapitanKey

DOOM needs no introduction priv to moots only: @Glock_Owna

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Joined June 2025
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You are too fucking afraid of being perceived as cringe by people who do not care if you live or die. That is why you will never be free.
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crown@goldiescrown15h
when that one oomf who used to like all your tweets suddenly stops liking your tweets
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They are doing the meme 😭😭
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retired sports fan (@kreepkroop) profile pictureretired sports fan@kreepkroopNov 1
glad to see more people have joined in my vendetta against shy guys
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This game fucking rocks holy shit I love #MetroidDREAD
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So glad I got into Metroid as late as I did, cuz having to wait 5 years for ravenous as opposed to the two months I gotta wait now would have made me wanna end my shit, especially with how good dread is dude
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banwanaa@banwanaa15h
not one text btw. not one
banwanaa (@banwanaa) profile picturebanwanaa@banwanaaNov 2
Fuck it. My phone number is 857-298-3182
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Luis 🇻🇪🇨🇴 (@idkluissss) profile pictureLuis 🇻🇪🇨🇴@idkluissssNov 1
Got so drunk last night thought i met obama
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lex@wyd_lexNov 2
when your fav oomf likes your tweet
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Niggas gotta put down the porn man
🐓⬆️🔛🪔🐓 (@loveiceprincesz) profile picture🐓⬆️🔛🪔🐓@loveiceprinceszNov 2
Being a black man with a small dick is a death sentence ngl
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@BattleRapBum15h
NFR Podcast (@nfr_podcast) profile pictureNFR Podcast
@nfr_podcastOct 31
R.I.P. MF DOOM 6 years ago today 🕊️
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Samus Aran is the best character in video game media hands down
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Good night
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bum
@BattleRapBum14h
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IG:STOKESSISS (@stokessis) profile pictureIG:STOKESSISS
@stokessisOct 30
How do men help each other get over a heartbreak ??
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Fuck dude fuccckk
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Does the surveillance state know I want a girl who give a damn about me and is Spanish???
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Every failed talking stage and fumble is me paying some karmic debt from previous lives, them niggas hoe’d me BAD
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Metroid ravenous gonna be saying this shit to me when it drops oh my fucking god I won’t leave the house
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I feel like I’d be one of the kindest content creators ever (I would ban anyone for 0 reason only cuz I’m mad that day)
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The thought of Nigerian Love Island Discourse on my timeline
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Every tweet you make is for attention
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