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@KapitanKey

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@raptalksk20h
NORTH CAROLINA, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A COOKOUT RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF BOJANGLES, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. 💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW. 🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨🧨
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbers21h
New - Senate projection - Polymarket 🔵 North Carolina - 93% (Flip) 🔵 Michigan - 80% 🔵 Texas - 74% (Flip) 🔵 Maine - 73% (Flip) 🔵 Alaska - 70% (Flip) 🔵 Ohio - 72% (Flip) 🔵 Kansas - 64% (Flip) 🔵 Iowa - 54% (Flip)
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avoidant behavior can be emotionally abusive but a lot of yall aren’t ready for that conversation
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Election day? More like erection day lol
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Replying to @apollyonComes @raskolniko44 @asdidown
You can do anything you want actually
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wahshr@asdidownNov 2
the platonic ily one shots many a person
Spike (@h8sqiii) profile pictureSpike
@h8sqiiiNov 2
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liking oomfs tweets about fandoms that I know nothing about because they're my oomf and i wanna support them
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Stop responding to her man she don’t like you like that lmao
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This is for Bojangles! For cookout! For Cheerwine, Pepsi, and Texas Pete!!!
Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) profile picturePolitical Polls
@PpollingNumbers21h
New - Senate projection - Polymarket 🔵 North Carolina - 93% (Flip) 🔵 Michigan - 80% 🔵 Texas - 74% (Flip) 🔵 Maine - 73% (Flip) 🔵 Alaska - 70% (Flip) 🔵 Ohio - 72% (Flip) 🔵 Kansas - 64% (Flip) 🔵 Iowa - 54% (Flip)
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He did the thing 😭
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsNov 2
Vivek Ramaswamy is booed off stage after telling Ohio crowd, 'The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine.'
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when that one oomf who used to like all your tweets suddenly stops liking your tweets
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They are doing the meme 😭😭
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retired sports fan (@kreepkroop) profile pictureretired sports fan@kreepkroopNov 1
glad to see more people have joined in my vendetta against shy guys
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not one text btw. not one
banwanaa (@banwanaa) profile picturebanwanaa@banwanaaNov 2
Fuck it. My phone number is 857-298-3182
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Luis 🇻🇪🇨🇴 (@idkluissss) profile pictureLuis 🇻🇪🇨🇴@idkluissssNov 1
Got so drunk last night thought i met obama
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lex@wyd_lexNov 2
when your fav oomf likes your tweet
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Niggas gotta put down the porn man
🐓⬆️🔛🪔🐓 (@loveiceprincesz) profile picture🐓⬆️🔛🪔🐓@loveiceprinceszNov 2
Being a black man with a small dick is a death sentence ngl
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@BattleRapBumNov 3
NFR Podcast (@nfr_podcast) profile pictureNFR Podcast
@nfr_podcastOct 31
R.I.P. MF DOOM 6 years ago today 🕊️
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Good night
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IG:STOKESSISS (@stokessis) profile pictureIG:STOKESSISS
@stokessisOct 30
How do men help each other get over a heartbreak ??
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The thought of Nigerian Love Island Discourse on my timeline
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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