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London, England
Joined May 2009
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We may look back at Zohran Mamdani’s election as the most important pivot point in American politics since 2016
U of Mich. Voter: "Seeing candidates like Abdul, like Mamdani in New York, who are all very personable, who bring respect back to politics, is the reason why the younger generation vibes with them so well."
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"I've worked my ass off" "All I've done is work hard" "We all have the same 24 hours as Beyoncé" Just shut upppp man
One of the most effective ways to keep people from questioning an unjust system is to convince them that their ability to survive it makes them morally superior to those who can't.
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Cheating is a character flaw because it reflects a willingness to deceive, betray trust, and prioritize personal desires over commitments.
Not that I condone cheating but why is it career ending in the US? I find it super weird
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There is a reason ships had to enforce “women and children first”, men would literally trample their own wives and children to get to the lifeboats. The only reason more women than men survived the Titanic was because the crew held the men back with guns...
28 Weeks Later has the biggest douche in all of horror history.
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A man can’t even wait 6 weeks for his wife to heal from childbirth.
Penelope waited 20 years for Odysseus. I don’t think a modern woman could wait even a month.
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I trust him because only a real millennial makes jokes about kys
Friendly reminder for everyone that this was Zohran Mamdani as the votes were rolling in in his race in 2025:
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Replying to @kissmeharda
i been bumping shoulders wit em all 2026
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I saw on ig that the only Greek god who didn’t abuse women was Ares which confirms all of my statements about Aries being innocuous
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being the naked window neighbor is less of a choice and more of a calling
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Nahh 😂the finger point he said “you’ll pay for this”
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I hate this poor child went thru this but I love that they took every adult in her life to jail. The mother the stepfather the grandmother everybody locked up
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The Soviet Union sent the first woman to space in the same year.
People's Reaction To A Woman Being A Pilot In 1963
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Odysseus gave her a kingdom, a throne and a title. I don't think a modern man could manage even a chair.
Penelope waited 20 years for Odysseus. I don’t think a modern woman could wait even a month.
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He's genuinely bisexual and the part of his brain that remembered to be closeted has been eaten away by dementia
Trump: Bernie was hot
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btw this is why black people are seen as inherently “cool”
If being “punk rocker” is to be “anti establishment” wats more punk den being a nigga lmao
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LADS!!!
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham is “open” to payouts in health and education for Commonwealth countries to make up for Britain’s role in the slave trade [@Telegraph]
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Gentrification ruined everything.
As much as I loved London, I was surprised at how early it goes to bed. I was expecting an NYC style night life that goes on until at least 4 AM. But walking around central London at 3 AM was a surprisingly empty street experience.
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I suggest people in the UK take the governments warning about having an emergency stocking pile seriously!
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this is what people mean when they call someone street smart
She gets it. She just does
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Clearly a girl dad. He knew things just got better for his daughters future
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