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@Khaletty

•Pasta free menu •Translates building plans into dollars😊

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Joined March 2017
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Lyo ndi tamu nyana olya tungwa nee koo mei mother yeni??? Okunya inakwii fukwa!
thea.ddict (@th_eaddic_t) profile picturethea.ddict@th_eaddic_t7h
Oshike? Omumwaanyoko? Ano 9mwa nya ano?
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Nooye ngu ho nangala monduda yatungwa kumwanyoko nhyi enako eemwevi mbali a hombole oto popi vamaumbo? Omu lengwa!
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There by Angola neh, atu kiiyaleni via hewa man😭
Foreign (@LandiYl) profile pictureForeign@LandiYl11h
Replying to @NBCDigitalNews
Seriously, need to address and stop immigrants from Angola and Zambia entering our country illegally.
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You?? Speak what?? What dialect are you even?🤭
Tate-Natangweh (@ShavuKas) profile pictureTate-Natangweh@ShavuKas13h
Replying to @Khaletty
Tamu kapulwa kutya what did you do with the talents, ewa. Funnily enough, I’m in a season where I write and try speak in vernacular every chance I get 😂
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I think I’ve fallen out of touch. The high school me was very knowledgeable on most of the things, I had interest and passion. I was rich in my vernac ndee paife aaye a. I’m too hungry for money😫
Tate-Natangweh (@ShavuKas) profile pictureTate-Natangweh@ShavuKas13h
Replying to @Khaletty
You should write a book man
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I hardly invite friends to my family events (I have a fairly large circle) bc I don’t trust the version of them when we are no longer in good terms (should it happen). I’ve experienced the unimaginable.
Tapiso’s Sister ✨ (@Abigail_Nkelo) profile pictureTapiso’s Sister ✨@Abigail_Nkelo13h
People attend events now so that they can see how your house looks and go on the internet to judge you. What have we turned into naana? 😭😭😭😭
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Also, I made up mine and use it for teenage girls’ education 🌚🌚 They think it’s Omkulu wonale who said it fr fr🤭🤭🤭
Ngetuna-Omuwa (@MwandingiTangi) profile pictureNgetuna-Omuwa@MwandingiTangiNov 8
OMAYELETUMBULO NIIPOPIWA MAYELE THREAD 🧵 1. Iheekupe kashona, noshinene iteshi ku pe. 2. Okwaako ihakwiizi peteta. 3.Enota olyalya omukwati gwomafuma. 4. Uukali pamwe ihawiiholekwa omatako. 5. Omuntu iha mewa, keshi eloya, iha pwapwa, keshi okaana kezilolwa.
Image from Ngetuna-Omuwa (@MwandingiTangi)
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Number 17 is shade to “baddies” or what? Amu shindi
Ngetuna-Omuwa (@MwandingiTangi) profile pictureNgetuna-Omuwa@MwandingiTangiNov 8
OMAYELETUMBULO NIIPOPIWA MAYELE THREAD 🧵 1. Iheekupe kashona, noshinene iteshi ku pe. 2. Okwaako ihakwiizi peteta. 3.Enota olyalya omukwati gwomafuma. 4. Uukali pamwe ihawiiholekwa omatako. 5. Omuntu iha mewa, keshi eloya, iha pwapwa, keshi okaana kezilolwa.
Image from Ngetuna-Omuwa (@MwandingiTangi)
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I hate seeing/meeting people I know are related to me but I’m also very sure they don’t know me. I just feel awkward around them man.
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These are tog normal!! Yes, all of them😭 Also, my years and months aren’t in a straight line 🌚
Yetunde Omobolanle✨ (@Divayetty1) profile pictureYetunde Omobolanle✨@Divayetty1Nov 5
Things I thought everyone experienced until I found out I was neurodivergent:
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Indeni koBahamas yeni maara shaa ike mwa ka ninga eembwiti, atu mwiifana ko mohiya🌚🤭
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Twitter for Oshikwanyama high level, “oshipando” oshike nomolwashike shafimana mofyuululwaakalo wOvakwanyama?
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😭😭😭
yaShipila🇳🇦 (@yaShipila_n) profile pictureyaShipila🇳🇦@yaShipila_nNov 5
Taku ti Moshilongo mwalandwa omakaspeli
Image from yaShipila🇳🇦 (@yaShipila_n)
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Me??? To work for a parastatal again??? Shapo I don’t have a choice! Never again 😭😭 I’m glad I experienced this early vakwetu.
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My friend crashing out over black tax bc she’s looking after her 2 little siblings. She asked me “ do you even go through it like this?” Me?? I have 4 parents and over 20 siblings that need my help abeg😫😫
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I’m mad bc none of my people refer to our town as “oshilongo” anymore 😭😭 aargh Mxxxm
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Last Thursday I was strongly craving that funny foul smell for RICE THAT’S ABOUT TO SPOIL😭 Sunday I badly wanted to smell wet thatched roof and today I want to smell rust😭 somebody said I must check my magnesium (bc of my other additional symptoms combined)🥹
✨Alex✨💳 (@AlexxLiive) profile picture✨Alex✨💳
@AlexxLiiveOct 30
Anyone else has weird crazy cravings out of nowhere??
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😭😭😭
JJ (@jobsmokoena) profile pictureJJ@jobsmokoenaOct 27
Replying to @destinyzee
That's true, I think someone at my bank is sharing my account with my creditors, everytime I withdraw over 100 rand I get a calls reminding me how much I owe
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Speaking things into existence!!! Even as a joke😂 I attended SOE GAMES this year and I jokingly said “I’ll have to dodge work for mining expo next month bc soon I’ll be in that industry by end of this year! I’ll change industries like I want”.
Mizan Ahmed (@29mi54) profile pictureMizan Ahmed
@29mi54Oct 25
What is your super power💪?
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Was really joking, wasn’t gonna attend until my friend forced me to meet her there coz “been 3 years friend, please come say hi”. Dodged work just to go see her coz they were traveling back same day. Told her I’ll be with you for 2 minutes, the rest I’ll be with my employer🌚
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All went well, my favorite company was there. Afterwards, I posted a picture on my WhatsApp status ticking off SOE GAMES & Mining Expo jokingly then went further to say “see you at Intermine games bc I’ll be there!!” I was joking guys🤭🤭🤭 but well, here we’re today😂
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