just trying to afford heating for the winter
London, England
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anosh retweeted
The secret to male friendship is mutually-assured destruction
Each party must be supplied with sufficient kompromat that they know 1) defecting is impossible and 2) any opinion is therefore permissible to share
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Amazing how within a generation the entire concept of going out to socialise and meet new people has been effectively turned from completely normal to borderline creep behaviour. No wonder there is a loneliness epidemic.
'I've banned solo drinkers from my bar' bbc.in/3XoFdcN
anosh retweeted
Imagine starting a group chat with all of your alts and have having Moon Night-esque personality switches to reply to each other
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Yoshi's Safari has an anti-piracy measure where it tricks the system into doing something the cartridge should not be able to do, and locks up if the action succeeds. The below image uses anthropomorphized versions of the game and system to explain the trick.
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Sometimes I think early 20s ppl nowadays don't realize that life is supposed to be a struggle
It's not supposed to be easy
You'll lose, you'll fail, you'll get dumped, you will lose everything, and multiple times
The whole point is that everything valuable is a struggle and that's why it has its worth
If life wouldn't be a struggle it wouldn't be worth anything!
anosh retweeted
Please choose from the two contemporary design styles for your wifi hardware: “rounded soft box with white light” and “satanic death cult blood sacrifice altar”
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"You can have Keir Starmer as Prime Minister, or trade it all in for the Prime Minister in this mysterious box."
🔵 Oust Sunak or Tories face election massacre, warns former Cabinet ally
A YouGov poll suggests that a new Tory leader could secure a convincing victory over Labour
Read more ⬇️
telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The legend of the figure is incorrect. The description given in the poll is "a new Tory leader who was stronger on crime and migration, who cut taxes and got NHS waiting lists down", not "A new Tory leader who follow core conservative values"
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…
anosh retweeted
Engineering is nuanced.
ALT "Hard to swallow pills" "Frontend apps were always hard to build properly. The complexity in modern tooling exists for a reason. Backend isn't inherently harder"
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apple: special forces. citizens of fallujah call him "the reaper". has never been in love.
google: space force. slightly autistic. was caught jerking off in the barracks and hasn't recovered.
twitter: third generation marine. will eventually serve on the board of raytheon and get elected to the senate where he will declare war on mexico.
microsoft: barely made the coast guard. trades his mother's homemade cookies for marlboro lights. will be dishonorably discharged for accidentally leaking classified documents.
