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That man that keeps the party going and that room smoking! TTFM-GxT 📈📊

Nairobi, Kenya 🇰🇪
Joined December 2014
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Being my GF rn is like buying BTC in 2009
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imagine getting paid millions to be james bond and kiss margaret qualley, only to clock off and go home to dua lipa. sick of this bloke already.
Callum Turner and Margaret Qualley have reportedly been cast as James Bond and the lead Bond Girl in Denis Villeneuve's upcoming 007 movie. (Via: Deadline)
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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i’d be cooked if she was at the juke joint
inde navarrette for snl.
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I hate a women that hustles ALL DAY like baby girl please, I will buy the wig. Come lay TF down abeg
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not all angels have wings, some have nice boobs and mental illness
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Tbh how unrealistic is it if another human being has it!
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Karibu nipitie liquor store nikakumbuka Earl Karanja just purchased a Ferrari F355 GTS
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your fav bunny 🖤
dressing up for halloween 🤭🙂‍↔️
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Jokes on you. You're only getting to know this because hakufika bei yake. Club hoests like Ciggie know how to spot 304s in the crowd. Use your tongue to count your teeth. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Ciggie Johnson ameshinda ameforce msupa wangu jana waishie na yeye atamlipa pesa anataka. Jameni tutacompete aje na watu kama hawa. All in all msupa aliondokea story zake akamwacha hanging hapo kwa klabu.
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you weren’t committed
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good thing I have $31! see yall soon 😘
If you got $30 to your name stay home tonight please
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Love is patient.
Men will flirt with you anywhere, sir we in a hospital.
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The stripper loves me. The therapist loves me. The bartender loves me. The barista loves me. I am just incredible loveable
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I know michael myers had U SCREAMING
left my house at 8:30 last night just now coming home at 9am , that’s how you start off halloween 😭😭😭😭
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Someone with R28 million is not dm’ing Huns on Twitter
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A young chav lad just knocked on the door and said "Trick or Treat?" I said "What have you come as?" He said "A werewolf." I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes" He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?" 🙄
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You'll be chilling outside, peacefully enjoying the sound of the waves as they hit the beach, then here comes Botlhale every 2 minutes asking if you're fine.
I hate travelling with socially awkward people now we have to ask every two minutes if you are fine or not. Sala. 💀👍
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i hate talking to new bitches, i do not give af about how you slept gang 😂😂😂😂
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Younger men want older women cos they have mad experience in the sack & it’s easy to cut them off cos all you have to do is act your age to give them the ick. They’ll leave you at the slightest inconvenience, you just have to set it up & allow them to think they’re in charge. 🤣
Lala Anthony says she doesn’t want to be a cougar and have sex with younger guys but only younger guys want older women she says she doesn’t understand the dynamics and only younger guys are texting her “when you’re younger, you want older men buh when you’re older only younger guys want to date you”
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