idan retweeted
imagine getting paid millions to be james bond and kiss margaret qualley, only to clock off and go home to dua lipa. sick of this bloke already.
idan retweeted
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
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idan retweeted
I hate a women that hustles ALL DAY like baby girl please, I will buy the wig. Come lay TF down abeg
Jokes on you. You're only getting to know this because hakufika bei yake. Club hoests like Ciggie know how to spot 304s in the crowd. Use your tongue to count your teeth. – at Nairobi, Kenya
idan retweeted
The stripper loves me. The therapist loves me. The bartender loves me. The barista loves me. I am just incredible loveable
idan retweeted
A young chav lad just knocked on the door and said "Trick or Treat?" I said "What have you come as?" He said "A werewolf." I said "But you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes" He said "Well it's not a full moon yet is it, dickhead?" 🙄
idan retweeted
Younger men want older women cos they have mad experience in the sack & it’s easy to cut them off cos all you have to do is act your age to give them the ick. They’ll leave you at the slightest inconvenience, you just have to set it up & allow them to think they’re in charge. 🤣
Lala Anthony says she doesn’t want to be a cougar and have sex with younger guys but only younger guys want older women
she says she doesn’t understand the dynamics and only younger guys are texting her
“when you’re younger, you want older men buh when you’re older only younger guys want to date you”







































