Texan, but not the crazy kind. Husband, Father, Peloton junkie, Baylor grad, #TexasHockey and Bronco owner. Not that interesting in the long run. 💁🏻‍♂️

Somewhere in TX
Joined August 2019
Fall changes your skin before you even notice it. The tightness, the dryness, the reactivity that wasn't there last month, that's your barrier responding to the shift. In our September Journal, we break down what's actually happening and how to meet it. Link in comments.⬇️
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✨Discovery Sizes are here!✨ Our OG Luxury Bison Tallow Balm and Luxury Bison Tallow Beard Balm are now available in 1 oz sizes for $20. The same small-batch formulas you know and love, now in a size that’s easy to try or take wherever life takes you. Link in bio. 💛
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Something small is coming tomorrow. ✨ A few of your favorites are about to get a little company.
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Want to rip a 2025 Topps Chrome Platinum Baseball Value Box? - Follow @CardPurchaser - Like and repost! Two winners announced in replies on 9/1 at 9pm central! US shipping please. Scroll my feed daily.
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108 degrees in North Texas today 🥵
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Friendly reminder: “Tallow” isn’t a new skincare trend. For generations, animal fats have been valued for their rich, skin-loving properties. We’re simply bringing that tradition back with carefully selected botanicals and modern formulation. Old wisdom. New craft.
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This is why I’m scared of Nolan doing a horror movie, that brother might actually summon real demons and have them audition😭😭😭
Sorry. What the fuck do you mean this was a practical shot?
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“it was a song of all the promises I failed to keep.” the odyssey (2026)
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I just watched "The Odyssey" and I can't BELIEVE everyone was speaking English! That's not how Homer wrote it! #woke
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The Odyssey is not a historical story. It’s based on an epic myth. Helen was born from an egg. All of you going on about the cast and “historical inaccuracies” sound ridiculous. It’s a work of fiction. Go touch some grass and read a book.
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Nobody talks about how we're all paying $15 for sandwiches now and just pretending that's normal. Five years ago that same sandwich was $8. The price doubled and the only explanation we got was "supply chain issues" which apparently means "forever."
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Two good Samaritans on paddleboards rescued a stranded raccoon from raging floodwaters in Austin, Texas.
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I painted a happy ending to the bison story
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A tourist was seriously injured Friday evening after being thrown 8 feet into the air by a bull bison in Yellowstone National Park. Professional photographer Mike Macleod filmed the incident and said the bison was "angry, agitated and charging anything and everything." (No audio)
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Ok. I can’t believe this just happened. My kid is sitting in a beach chair with his hand casually in the sand, & suddenly goes “oh my god look.” He pulls up a girls wedding band. It says “April 16, 2016 I love you.” This was gone FOREVER until now. Seagrove, Fla…Find this lady!
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تعليق المعلق الأرجنتيني بابلو غيرالت على هدف التعادل من الأسطورة ليو ميسي 😍🐐 xitter.cf/M10Vid/status/20746070…
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JJ retweeted
Manchester City
@ManCityJul 5
Haaland-mania is real 🇳🇴🧘‍♂️
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Manchester City
@ManCityJul 5
Erling Braut Haaland.
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