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Official Registrar of unpopular opinions and Edgy takes.

Kapsumbai
Joined May 2019
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Unaimba Tutam but looking for avenues to escape your Dad’s solid plan he has for you is some mental illness. Unfortunately this is the sad state of 99% Tutam followers.
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In Agikuyu, its called Nguīko, teens were lightly dressed, with girls having "undergarmet" specially tied by her aunt who would inspect after the dance if it has been untied. It was more like what you see in western movies called "Prom Nights"only your BF 'd come get u from kwenu
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Bro: In your 30s, you’ll meet a struggling girl with a lot of past trauma, and it’s very important that you run away as fast as you can.
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The lethal Kenyan striker of Brazilian origin , Williams WANTAMinho Cucu-seller.
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The more you sit with people and listen to their thinking and mindsets, the more you value your own company Some people are very stupid out here
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My kale who are Sifunated just say Hi. I want to show something Kipruto
Brenda cheptoo na Kibet Bull wanajituma kishinda Maraga and Matiang'i combined. But selling Sifuna in our land is like selling Pork is Saudi Arabia.
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Kipruto amesema ni Mimi tu Ndio Niko kwa Sifuna. Ebu tumwonyeshe on Saturday. Targeting 1k hio Siku. I’ll bring in Alfred Keter.
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I cried today and doc was super nice, took me through how it will be till I realized. God bless that man.
When I see all equipments at the dental table natetemeka 😔😔 I feel that panic and I am the next one.
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Lakini Survival Math ya Eldoret achana nayo I have just remembered at time like this last year I had an assignment in Eldoret and I was staying in an Airbnb. On day 2, Supper time came and I decided to step out to see what I could get after a long tedious day. I found a watchman manning the building outside the gate standing. I said hi to him and he responded warmingly. Immediately I noticed accent ni ya mouth. I went on to ask him in Kalenjin if there was a restaurant nearby that offers local meals. I was craving ugali matumbo. He said yes and offered to show me the place. It was just about 200 metres away. Next to the apartment there was a kinda 3 star hotel and warned me not to go there. He told me tea is 200 bob. Ground that is very expensive na kuna local ya 30-50bob😄. In his expression, I knew he was from the tribe that largerly occupies view point We arrived at the the joint and he told me he will be sitted at the back near the door to watch news. I sat near the counter cause it was a bit cold. I orded ugali, matumbo and of course TEA guys to keep me warm. I then told the waiter to go ask the man what he will take. The waiter came back told me smilingly he has said he wil have Ugali+Fry, and tea. However, since he had taken his supper, he will take tea and chapati, but the Ugali+Fry be carried forward to tomorrow 😄. Sharp man I nodded to him at the back with sawa. Ate, paid and went back to the Airbnb. The rest of the days I spent there man gave me huge smiles each time I walked in jioni. Hesabu ya watu wa Eldoret achana nayo
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Before you start complaining about your situation, spare a few seconds to watch this young lady who operates a mkokoteni. She has named the donkey after Sifuna, saying she is inspired by Omwami. She is hardworking, and you can tell she has a good heart. Yesterday, she was empowered by @shikshaarora_, courtesy of @StanbicKE. Despite her circumstances, she dreams of becoming a lawyer. This story is heartbreaking and inspiring at the same time. Uplifting one life at a time. Brayo the Biker was her destiny connector. May the world be kind to her & ease the burden.
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😂😂😂😂
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I have replayed that part where PS Chris Kiptoo is falling before even starting the race. CS Murkomen anashikwa na muscle pull. Tears! You can't make this stuff up
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Ala, kwani Rigathi Gachagua alirudi lini? Ameridi kama mwizi, haha.
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My God,kiptayandenyon Happy mashujaa day
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U.S. issues travel advisory for Kenya citing health risks, crime, kidnapping, terrorism, unrest and road safety concerns
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I am told Classic Luxury Sacco from Nairobi to Kapsabet is no longer accepting electronics parcels like; Phones, TVs, Laptops due to their own reasons. I wish they would borrow a leaf on how Mololine does with parcels. Some weeks ago, I sent a parcel to Nakuru. They have a system and the sender and receiver get message when the parcel is dropped at their offices. There are not so much saccos to Kapsabet and if anything they are a well established name besides Easy coach. I know we could mention G4S, Posta but there is that convenience that Matatu saccos have over the mentioned options.
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😂😂😂Masinde Muliro Lecturer aliamua kufunza time wenzake have downed tools. Wakaamua kuingia class yake.
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The Standard hawalali.
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Joho and Kabogo after the first shipment imeingia pale kwa port. 😅
CSs Hassan Joho & William Kabogo in New York for UNGA conference.
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Dennis Oremo was doing well until he was picked up by the DCI. Taken from Nyanza to Naro- Moru
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