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delusionally optimistic

DC Metro
Joined March 2012
Y’all be praying for an angel then get scared when I show up.
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My 6 year-old asked me to post his painting to Twitter so that @LightningSplash would see it.
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And I still haven’t forgiven HBO for canceling “How to Make it in America.”  they showed us a mountain of T-shirts, and then canceled it. After all we went through with Ben & Cam. But they don’t want us to know how to make it. They want us to watch rich siblings bicker. 🤬
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#RapShit got cancelled!? Issa please
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I wish I had been an adult the first time I heard “Breaking My Heart” by Mint Condition. #prettybrowneyes
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Now I can really have some privacy in here
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*drake voice* when I die, put my celly in the grave!
who yo phone go to when you die
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What’s crazy is how many pictures of New York I’m seeing and I ain’t seen nan picture of a fire in Canada. Not saying they ain’t out there. Just saying I ain’t seen one. Lol
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Apple deciding to allow face-mails makes me think I should go to the green bubble life. I’m not about to invite harassment into my life like this. I am going to troll my mom, tho. 😏
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I know the ghosts in my house be like “damn this bitch talks to herself a lot”
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I only feel lonely in the presence of others.
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Some people stay on the wholesome IG streets. I prefer to frolic amongst the witches and hoes.
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You gon’ pop a vein trying to figure me out.
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Men are shocked that women no longer want to sign up to have their feelings hurt just for the opportunity to suck your dicks. God bless it.
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Tyler’s Tarot literally makes me cackle.
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The acting in sex/life is so awful. But I can’t look away!
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My Mars is in Virgo. That’s a cute way of me saying I’m bout that action.
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Idk. I might just look past the 🚩🚩🚩 for a cool summer. Wish me luck.
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I feel like men with daughters be the most disrespectful. I’ve worked on my daddy issues, but don’t test the waters. I beg.
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