My life is a Guy Ritchie movie. LFC. I complain about The Wknd. he/man
Cape Town
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You know when you have a little play on a closed door and a window is open then it like does that annoying mini banging? I just saw someone too lazy to get up and close the window for what was about an hour. Teenagers will be the cause of the end of society.
He didn’t get the votes because he plays for Liverpool. Sorry King.
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What’s the Point? 🤷🏾♂️
Riaad is confused about the state of the world. He grapples about the meaning of existence, concepts of life, death and superiority and our purpose for being here. …questioning what is truth and what is the point of funny.
This is a perplexed doctor-turned-comedian’s attempt at working out the joke formula of this mysterious thing called life…
Really…what’s the point of it all?
Upcoming Shows:
Port Elizabeth 4 October
Bloemfontein 1 Nov
Durban Sneddon Theatre 7-9 Nov
Cape Town Baxter Theatre 17-29 Nov
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Everytime I try to leave, something keep pulling me back.
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@earlxsweat is pulling up to #RTD2025 🌼 This October, South Africa gets the full Earl Sweatshirt experience at #RTD2025 💥
Pathology labs are the biggest fucking scams in this country. Have you noticed how much they have grown?
The head loss of the opps when Pool win is over the top hey… ima stay off here for the rest of the weekend, ya’ll are way too salty for my liking.
The danger of flying up to Jozi, getting accommodation, ticket money etc … is that, is Ye going to perform, or is he going to rant. It’s a real possibility.
Darren played Little Drummer Boy on @KFMza this morning and my anxiety shot through the roof - 14 more Fridays till Xmas. Bastard.
