AFCB, Herne Hill Harriers/LBAC/B&CAC. Running with a few pints thrown in.
Leighton Buzzard, England
Joined July 2014
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🥇 Most tackles made (9)
🥇 Most clearances made (10)
🥇 Most touches for Bournemouth (81)
🥇 Most final third entries (14)
A colossal performance by Bournemouth’s James Hill 🌟
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MAGA and Reform have spent years screaming that London is a war-torn no-go hellscape.
London's murder rate is now lower than every single US state and every big US city.
Philadelphia's is 12x higher. Maybe MAGA should sort their own cities out before lecturing ours. 🇬🇧
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Obvious truths:
1. Bus fare caps were not designed for people who live in ivory towers.
2. James is an entitled cunt.
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So Reform UK is funded by Russia, Restore bought and paid for by an American trillionaire, GB News owned by a hedge fund in Dubai and the Daily Mail registered in Bermuda. That's patriotism for you these days.
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Are you ready for the fixture announcement tomorrow? 🍒
We are ✅
So is Fletch. Or is he? 🗑️
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Quite possibly the most extraordinary exchange I’ve ever been involved in on TV.
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In January 2025, sexual deviant right-wing broadcaster Dan Wootton - long after being outed by @danevanswrites and I as a serial catfisher and blackmailer of his own friends and colleagues - described David Sullivan and Ampika Pickston as “truly good people”. 🤮 #WHUFC
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Barely a month ago this man was imprisoned for the violent rape of a Sikh woman believing that she was a Muslim. No Douglas Murray articles in the Spectator, no Baroness Fox speech in the Lords. No riots. Two tier? Too right bbc.com/news/articles/cpqxrz…
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After a long meeting, the Cherries' stadium plans have been given the go ahead from BCP Council!
Vitality Stadium looks well and truly set to be expanded to its planned 20,000 seats!
A great week for AFC Bournemouth 🍒 #afcb
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You don’t need a tattoo to tell everyone you’re stupid, just wear the hat. 🤷♂️😆
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What a 3 years it has been.
On Saturday, my son and I (standing 3 or 4 seats apart) had a little moment in injury time. We just looked at each other and gave a little ‘wow, we could do this’ look. Feels like that was a great way to bookend the Iraola era. What times we had.
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Penalties are too big a reward for many offences in the box. The nonsense unintentional handballs especially. Indirect FKs are always fun.
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If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry
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IT'S HERE 🙌
The SHiiiNE ON MINEHEAD 2026 Line up is HUGE 😍
It's not just a weekend. It's a community. A family.
Tickets 🎟 shiiineon.com
NCB10 code for discount 👌
November cannot come soon enough 😍
