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The best in the world 🌟. 22. Si no tienes los 18, pa tu casa, a ver Pocoyo. I run @SplashPosting

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Joined November 2016
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I wrote Ratchet & Clank for almost ten years. Trust me, that is not a furry convention.
Im crying 😆 @JakeLang tried to do a hit job on a Furry event claiming they were Homosexual and was there to Lure Children. Turned out its was a convention for Cats and there were just a couple of Mascots outside. LOL watch the guys face that’s trying to tell him “😆 It’s For Cats” LooooL It’s funny to see him rallying to protect Children, I guess that’s why he was caught messaging underage girls a while back, he must have been trying to meet them to ‘Protect’ them.
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El hijo de su puta madre de Doom no lleva Healers que pendejo
El equipo de Doctor Doom... 💀
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IT COMES OUT TOMORROW??????????
GTA 6 is officially 104 goons away from launch! Just around the corner now y’all 🙏
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Cuando se pone a abrir cofres
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the state im in right now
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love horror bts pics where they act like nothing happened
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can you imagine dying because you dropped detective conan early
A Japanese man says he escaped a sinking car by remembering a tip from Detective Conan. His car was hit and went into a river after another driver reversed near a cemetery. For the first 20 seconds he thought he was going to die, then a scene from episode 1078 flashed through his mind. He waited for the cabin to fill so the pressure equalized, pushed the door open, and swam out. A nearby resident helped him onto the bank. He wrote that he “can’t thank the creator of Conan enough.”
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special delivery #zelda
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moemaxxing
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Cant believe the hottest characters ever exists but they are stuck in League of Legends
Cant believe the hottest characters ever exists but they are stuck in League of Legends
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...what?
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fuuuuuck.... they're doing a second act ironic reprise of my "i want" song. they're twisting the lyrics around to take on a new, crueler meaning. they're shifting my leitmotif into a different key. they got my ass.
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En chinga porque tengo que seguir abriendo cofres
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