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London, England
Joined October 2015
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
Citadel's CEO Ken Griffin on why 'hedge fund deleveraging' is the excuse that stops you learning: "So everyone's favorite go-to answer when they're losing money is hedge funds are de-leveraging." "In fact, in the last 10 years, I've seen the entire industry de-leveraged to zero at least 10,000 times. Just imagine if these hedge funds ever levered back up." "And the reason that people love that answer is it actually washes your hands of accountability." "Let's take a step back. What prices are changing and why? What don't we understand? Because the minute I start to use an excuse, I actually stop learning." "So I always want hedge fund deleveraging to be answer number 10 on the list of answers. And I want one through nine to be, okay, what don't we understand? What does somebody else get?"
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
“Let me get this straight, you’re lending billions with cheese as collateral?” “Not cheese. Parmesan. Parmigiano-Reggiano to be precise.“ “So, you finance this by packaging the Parmesan loans into Parmesan CDO A, which has part of Parmesan CDO B and both get put into Parmesan CDO C?” “Yeah. The original loans are backed by wheels of Parmesan. Minimum age of 12 months. Some are 24 months. 36 months. 48 month. Hell, up to 120 months. Delicious. Millions of wheels. But Parmesan CDO C is a synthetic Parmesan CDO. A CDO of Parmesan CDOs. Parmesan Squared if you will.” “What if it gets too hot in the summer and the wheels of Parmesan melt?” “We’ll sell Parmesan credit default swaps.” “C’mon! How much bigger is the market for Parmesan-backed sythentic loan and CDS products than actual edible real-life Parmesan that I can grate on top of my homemade spaghetti bolognese tonight?” “At least 10,000x.” “Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10 million in Parmesan wheels. How much money could be out there betting on your synthetic Parmesan financial products?” “Probably $100 billion.” “That is fucking crazy.” “No, it’s awesome.”
The biggest cheese banks in Italy store 300,000+ wheels of Parmesan. Dairy farmers use cheese as collateral and get loans up to 80% of market value. At ~$1,000 per wheel, that’s $200m+ in loans (banks seize and sell cheese if farmer can’t pay back). Best part: banks use automated machines that brush and turn the cheese wheels everyday to keep them fresh. *** Vid link: youtu.be/QqqVnxw1GZk?si=tefH…
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
Mark Spitznagel - founder of Universa, the "black swan" fund Nassim Taleb advises - on the most counterintuitive idea in investing: add a 3% sliver of crash insurance to a stock portfolio. give that insurance a 0% expected return - it makes nothing over time. it still raises the portfolio's long-run compound return - by roughly what you'd get from putting that same 3% into an asset returning 20%+ a year. how? by killing the deep drawdowns that quietly destroy compounding. but the insurance has to actually fire in a crash. one that only sometimes pays out is "like a parachute that only sometimes deploys - you're better off not wearing one." most "safe havens" - gold, the dollar, hedge funds, even a Picasso - fail that test. ~13-min talk, free. the man who made ~4,000% in the 2020 crash, on what actually protects you ↓
Nassim Taleb breaks down the Black-Scholes formula - and the story he tells starts with a forgotten man. Louis Bachelier priced options 73 years before Black-Scholes - and modeled Brownian motion 5 years before Einstein. it was 1900. a 30-year-old Frenchman defends a thesis under Henri Poincaré that quietly invents two fields at once: the math of random markets, and the first real formula for pricing options. his reward? the committee marks it down - "too much finance." no top grade, no patron, no career. he spends his life applying for jobs one rank below what his work deserved, and dies forgotten in 1946. then 1973: Black, Scholes & Merton publish the option-pricing formula. it reshapes Wall Street and wins the 1997 Nobel - for two of them (Black had died, so missed it). almost nobody remembers the Frenchman who got there first. and here's Taleb's twist: traders never actually use Black-Scholes. what the market runs on is a version of Bachelier's original. the Nobel, he argues, wasn't even for the pricing - it was for dressing it up to fit the economic theory of the day. ~15-min lecture, free. the man who built modern finance — and watched the credit go to everyone but him ↓
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
Food for thought. Trump, Hormuz and the End of the Free Ride For half a century, Western strategists have known that the Strait of Hormuz is the acute point where energy, sea power and political will intersect. That knowledge is not in dispute. What is new in this war with Iran is that the United States, under Donald Trump, has chosen not to rush to “solve” the problem. In Hegelian terms, he is refusing an easy synthesis in order to force the underlying contradiction to the surface. The old thesis was simple: the US guarantees open sea lanes in the Gulf, and everyone else structures their economies and politics around that free insurance. Europe and the UK embraced ambitious green policies, ran down hard‑power capabilities and lectured Washington on multilateral virtue, secure in the assumption that American carriers would always appear off Hormuz. The political class behaved as if the American security guarantee were a law of nature, not a contingent choice. Their conduct today is closer to Chamberlain than Churchill: temporising, issuing statements, hoping the storm will pass without a fundamental reordering of their responsibilities. Trump’s antithesis is to withhold the automatic guarantee at the moment of maximum stress. Militarily, the US can break Iran’s residual ability to contest the Strait; that is not the binding constraint. The point is to delay that act. By allowing a closure or semi‑closure to bite, Trump ensures that the immediate pain is concentrated in exactly the jurisdictions that have most conspicuously free‑ridden on US power: the EU and the UK. Their industries, consumers and energy‑transition assumptions are exposed. In that context, his reported blunt message to European and British leaders, you need the oil out of the Strait more than we do; why don’t you go and take it? Is not a throwaway line. It is the verbalisation of the antithesis. It openly reverses the traditional presumption that America will carry the burden while its allies emote from the sidelines. In this dialectic, the prize is not simply the reopening of a chokepoint. The prize is a reordered system in which the United States effectively arbitrages and controls the global flow of oil. A world in which US‑aligned production in the Americas plus a discretionary capability to secure,or not secure, Hormuz places Washington at the centre of the hydrocarbon chessboard. For that strategic end, a rapid restoration of the old status quo would be counterproductive. A quick, surgical “fix” of Hormuz would short‑circuit the dialectic. If Trump rapidly crushed Iran’s remaining coastal capabilities, swept the mines and escorted tankers back through the Strait, Europe and the UK would heave a sigh of relief and return to business as usual: underfunded militaries, maximalist green posturing and performative disdain for US power, all underwritten by that same power. The contradiction between their dependence and their posture would remain latent. By declining to supply the synthesis on demand, and by explicitly telling London and Brussels to “go and take it” themselves, Trump forces a reckoning. European and British leaders must confront the fact that their energy systems, their industrial bases and their geopolitical sermons all rest on an American hard‑power foundation they neither finance nor politically respect. The longer the contradiction is allowed to unfold, the stronger the eventual synthesis can be: a new order in which access to secure flows, Hormuz, Venezuela and beyond, is explicitly conditional on real contributions, not assumed as a right. In that sense, the delay in “taking” the Strait, and the challenge issued to US allies to do it themselves, is not indecision. It is the negative moment Hegel insisted was necessary for history to move. Only by withholding the old guarantee, and by saying so out loud to those who depended on it, can Trump hope to end the free ride.
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
BREAKING: Live look at western university campuses after they learned that over 12,000 unarmed Iranian civilians have been massacred by the Islamic Republic.
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The guardian reported "110k" at our London rally today. Yet, literally had their own helicopter showing the millions of patriots 🤡 Legacy media proving again they'll just lie to your face for their own agenda. This is why nobody trusts them. We are the media now.
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It’s so sad to see the total disintegration of a once mediocre mind.
Tucker Carlson tells Piers Morgan Israel had foreknowledge of 9/11 and saw attacks as serving its interests
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
The parade was great. Our military is incredible. And now @Israel needs our help to destroy Iran’s nuclear threat to the world. Israel’s military and air force have sufficiently degraded Iran’s defenses such that this is now the lowest-risk, highest-probability moment to take out Iran’s nuclear capability, a grave threat to us all. We should not let this opportunity pass, but Israel does not have the equipment and armaments to complete the job. We do, and it does not require boots on the ground. The war Israel has been fighting has been on behalf of all of us. Let’s help them finish the job.
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Three Israeli women—Romi, Emily, and Doron—have been released from Hamas captivity and have arrived safely in Israel. They will reunite with their families shortly and undergo thorough medical examinations. We stand with the families that have finally been reunited, and our hearts go out to those still waiting in agony for the safe return of their loved ones. Hamas continues to hold 94 hostages in Gaza. 🎗️
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
America is on its way back!
NEW: The University System of Georgia has: -Banned DEI statements in hiring and admissions. -Added free expression training to student orientation. -Declared political neutrality. -Required the teaching of the Declaration, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and more. 🧵
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
A friend was asked to write a recommendation for his daughter who is applying to Yale. Worth a read. Dear , I am unwilling to write a letter of recommendation in support of your daughter's application to Yale. I no longer do that. It is not that I don't believe that she is qualified, on the contrary it is because I do. You wouldn't ask me to write a letter of recommendation for her admission to Hamas. But Yale is no different than Hamas, a cult that abides no disagreement, and a cult certain of its purpose and mission beyond reflection. Yale is potentially even more dangerous. Hamas will be defeated shortly. Yale will continue to send its graduates into positions of power for years. A recent study at Harvard found that roughly 50% of the students and professors wouldn't discuss "uncomfortable" topics. An essential life skill is the ability to change your mind. She won't learn that at any Ivy league school. Their reputations are still so strong that their faculty, staff and graduates all possess the arrogant certainty of religious fanatics. I am sorry to disappoint you. I wish her the best in her search for a school, Signed xxxxxxxxxx
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
At my hedge fund, I pay an analyst to walk around parks in Austin, SF, and NY and ask these people who are tanning at 2pm on a Tuesday where they work. We then short the stock. We’re up 728% this year.
2pm on a Tuesday in Austin Work from home culture here is STRONG ☀️
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
Hello Dr. Quentin I'm a college student from Nairobi Kenya and currently developing a RDE as my final year project. I happened to see a clip where you mentioned you could share references, designs and papers about RDEs. I'm requesting that you would share the info.
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
We would very much like to be excluded from this narrative.
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Hate speech is never OK or excusable. I stand together with the Jewish community and call on the terrible violence and hateful rhetoric towards them to come to an immediate end.
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IÑIGO LALANZA retweeted
A Cessna 551 that was flying from Jerez was supposed to land in Cologne but the pilot didn't answer ATC calls and the aircraft contiued to fly on autopilot in a straight line before it lost altitude and crashed into Baltic sea close to the Latvian coast flightradar24.com/data/aircr…
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Un hard fork se puede producir por muchas razones diferentes: • Pueden ser producidos por algún error en el mismo código de la cadena de bloques • Por un hecho accidental dentro de la cadena el cual obligue a ello.
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