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Alex Collins Burner🤞

@LamarForMVP

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 Sacramento, CA
Joined June 2021
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Doug “Clif Bomb” Cliford
@dougcliford1967Oct 10
Not my fault, i was drunk.
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Negro Vision@GodClosePopeyesOct 9
Saw a guy who looked like me holding hands with a girl today. I was more handsome though. The absurdity of this injustice immediately filled me with rage. However, closer look at the female revealed she was actually fat, a satisfying fact which alleviated my anger somewhat.
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Drake maye is a certified eye sore
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Get home from work to finally watch some football and they talkin about sum “Drew lock”
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Lmk
@LmkIsRageSep 7
elite ball knowledge 💀💀💀
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Mr. Sanity@shawndre000Aug 2
Replying to @W_B_Rick
You made the right call. If you end up moving less than the movers you might as well ask them to fuck your wife too, because it makes you look like a cuck. Sometimes I hire movers just so they can see how it’s done
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Daniel Ryan@NashtrillJul 26
I felt this deep in my bones
Chuck Bass (@ChuckFBass) profile pictureChuck Bass
@ChuckFBass6 May 2025
Wife is furious because on our son's birthday, we were looking at photos of the day he was born and there's a random screenshot of the Lions depth chart mixed in because I was talking shit to some casual online.
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Robert “Tits” Freshman@BobbyFruzzJun 29
Told the dentist I didn’t want the fluoride treatment today because I don’t think it’s good for your brain. Here’s me ripping cart in their parking lot 20mins later #balance
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Theo Ash@TheoAshNFLApr 23
League sources are telling me life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes, to let things flow naturally forward in whatever way the like
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lily@c0wgirlonlineApr 14
why do i feel so amazing all the time
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jake@wormpullerApr 14
This is so corny
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@Breaking911Apr 14
High school student Mia Heller, 18, has reportedly invented a water filter capable of removing up to 95.5% of microplastics.
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@ExtremeBlitz__Mar 15
I just need bigger biceps
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@ExtremeBlitz__Mar 14
will I ever be loved
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Rico 🧃@SteelersFCMar 11
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@khamsznFeb 16
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Theo Ash@TheoAshNFLFeb 16
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Samuel@ultrapongisteFeb 14
Comment l'enchaînement noël, nouvel an, saint Valentin et anniversaire regardent le jeune homme sensible
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Hollywood Higgins@brownsuptopiaFeb 14
My boys spending Valentines with their girlfriends instead of day drinking with me
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Dark,Odd,Conspiracy
@DarkOddConFeb 11
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gaz@NyazscheFeb 10
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