#EFT's Dumbass Landman. I run an outsourced land department for Texas operators β€” title, curative, DD. Building land tools with AI. Everyday is LandmanFridayβ„’

San Antonio, TX
Joined December 2011
Took a while to get here. The South Texas Energy Foundation is officially a 501(c)(3) now, and our first event is Wednesday, September 23! We set this up for a simple reason: when people in the South Texas oil and gas community need help, there should be somewhere to go. The Oil Baron’s Classic has been a San Antonio poker night for two years. This is year three, and the first with the Foundation behind it. We’re raising money for Brian Clepp, a San Antonio oil and gas attorney in cancer treatment, and for the family of Omar Mendiola, who we lost to cancer earlier this year. Sponsorships, seats, and donations are all open. stxenergyfoundation.org/oil-…
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I'm voting for @Tejanobrown for Texas Railroad Commissioner because he is going to ban political spam texts, phonecalls, and junk mail once he's in office...after he makes verticals great again
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Since oil is $103 @Hotdogremix has generously offered to buy the first round for #EFTRollCall tonight and will be posting his credit card information shortly.
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Goodbye @railway. All of my services are up and running on Google Cloud Run now.
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Hey @Railway, blink twice if you're still alive. It's been a dumpster fire for 2 days now, do I need to move everything to another platform?
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β€œInstinct, add getting drunk with the boys for 5 hours to the family calendar tomorrow. 11-3pm.”
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Maeve (almost 5): I think Pace is about to throw up… Immediately after I pick up Pace, vomit all down my shirt Maeve: told ya so!
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Hybrid @wtx_jayhawk and Shane Gillis murdering beers while the Jayhawks eat crow
πŸ€– Made with AI
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This is your annual reminder that Alex Jones was right, they’re turning the frogs gay #sicem
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How landmen communicate @LandmanLife
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You cheer for Western Kentucky, I cheer for the convicts at Sam Houston State. We are not the same.
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Iranian officials just told Reuters they're hitting more ships on purpose. To keep oil expensive. Through the midterms. "This is a game of chess." "Just when they think prices will fall, we will push them away." One of them said complete Hormuz closure is coming soon. Brent's at $106.60. WTI just printed a two-week high. Iran's Guard says a container ship hit a mine and sank south of the strait this morning. Trump said oil would drop like a rock. Iran said "wanna bet?."
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My good friend @wtx_jayhawk needs recommendations for NAPE accommodations. He has already been led astray by people telling him to get a hotel room in the Woodlands. Please educate him, and be patient, he’s a little slow.
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