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Absolutely. Every single Ad/Commercial is a completely disingenuous trick to try and get your money. Resist! #ads #Commercial #hashtag #resist
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I, for one, think it’s very brave of President Trump to come out as gay right before the midterms
Why the FUCK is there so much dancing in commercials?! Are ad agencies just completely out of any original ideas?
#FuckAds #FUCKCommercials
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Trump says our children go to school and "come home with a sex change" when in reality our children go to school and come home in a body bag because Republicans think everyone should own an AR-15
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Wishing you and yours an absolutely amazing Indigenous People’s Day. 🪶✊🏾✨
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This one’s for Da Coach. 🐻⬇️
In honor of Mike Ditka, 3️⃣ winners will each receive a Mike Ditka jersey.
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Rest easy, Coach. Forever a Chicago legend. 🕊️
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Player. Coach. Legend.
Mike Ditka embodied the spirit of Chicago and will be deeply missed.
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The Eternal Struggle
Me: I need 2 pills.
Pill Bottle: 7!!!
Me: No, 2.
Pill Bottle: 1?













