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Dad, Musician, Beer snob. #Liberal #Bears #LetsGoPens

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MLB Avengers assemble! Repost and reply for a chance to win a baseball signed by Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena, all of whom starred in an exclusive preview spot for Avengers: Doomsday during the #WorldSeries
Worlds collide ⚾ An exclusive preview of Marvel's new Avengers movie assembles Bryce Harper, Freddie Freeman, Jacob Misiorowski, Junior Caminero and Randy Arozarena 👀 Avengers: Doomsday arrives in theaters everywhere December 18
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The midterms are going to completely destroy the MAGA pedophile cult. 🇺🇸
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Elon Musk is a fucking parasite.
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I, for one, think it’s very brave of President Trump to come out as gay right before the midterms
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Trump says our children go to school and "come home with a sex change" when in reality our children go to school and come home in a body bag because Republicans think everyone should own an AR-15
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Wishing you and yours an absolutely amazing Indigenous People’s Day. 🪶✊🏾✨
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Calm yourself, there's stupidity afoot.
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This one’s for Da Coach. 🐻⬇️ In honor of Mike Ditka, 3️⃣ winners will each receive a Mike Ditka jersey. To enter: LIKE + RT ✅ Rest easy, Coach. Forever a Chicago legend. 🕊️
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Thanks for da memories, Coach 💙
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Player. Coach. Legend. Mike Ditka embodied the spirit of Chicago and will be deeply missed.

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The Eternal Struggle Me: I need 2 pills. Pill Bottle: 7!!! Me: No, 2. Pill Bottle: 1?
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Just so you know how little I did today, the cat took 3 naps on me.
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Happy Tuesday. Good Morning All Friends. 💙🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈
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On this day 35 years ago, in 1991, MTV aired the music video for Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for the first time. The rest is history.
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I knew when my pants suddenly burst into flames that my lies had finally caught up with me.
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I don't know how many versions of the same password I've got left in me.
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Repost for a chance to win a signed Max Clark baseball!
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Cliff Burton was tragically killed when Metallica's tour bus crashed between Stockholm and Copenhagen. September 27, 1986. The tragedy occurred early on the morning of September 27, 1986, near the small town of Dörarp, just north of Ljungby in southern Sweden. Metallica was riding a wave of critical and commercial acclaim on their European tour supporting Master of Puppets. They had just played the Solnahallen arena in Stockholm the night before and were traveling south toward Copenhagen for their next scheduled show. The circumstances surrounding Burton’s sleeping location remain one of rock music's most haunting twists of fate. The bunks on the band’s tour bus were cramped and uncomfortable. On the evening of September 26, Burton and guitarist Kirk Hammett decided to settle who would get first choice of bunks by drawing cards from a deck. Burton drew the Ace of Spades. He selected the bunk near the window that Hammett had been occupying, while Hammett moved up toward the front of the bus. Shortly before 7:00 a.m., the tour bus skidded violently off the road on the E4 highway and flipped onto the grass embankment. Burton was thrown through the window, and the rolling vehicle landed directly on him. Attempts to lift the bus with a crane failed when the cable snapped, dropping the vehicle back down. Burton died at the scene at just 24 years old. The driver blamed the crash on a patch of black ice, though James Hetfield walked miles along the roadway in the cold searching for ice and found none.
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Cheers to a legendary career! 👏 Repost and reply for a chance to win this Justin Verlander bobblehead
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