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CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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if something bad happened i would be like okay..........
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Practice using the ATM every day. Even if you’re only taking out a dollar
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Set your VPN to Isreal and the weather app has temperature sliders.
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Holy Shit, I've Got A Great Idea, I'm Such A Genius LOL I Think I Should Get A Patent LOL I Need To Go To The Tokyo Patent Office LOL
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These photos were taken at my solo exhibition at the Guangdong Museum of Art twenty-six years ago. No one knew this painting would be so popular today
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Life gets so much better when you start viewing wildlife as your friends btw, good morning blackbirds and hello my friend little butterfly
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Free pice of advice to @h3h3productions
Transition. Transition to a woman. Trust me on this one, it’ll work.
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Vape naysh i blow mean clouds side bitch look like weird Al
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Huzzah, good man, For Thee page. Breasts uncover’d, blasphemy ‘gainst the Lord, Turkish fellow ‘pon a sword Impaled, penis sex, Protestant fellow reduced to Ash upon the Stake, ‘tis For Thee good man, ‘tis Lit
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my most hated james bond theory is that yes there was a real life james bond but he died in saddam husseins tiger pit
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i dont know if u missed it but a guy died on the football field before the navy game in front of everyone owen hart style and they just scraped him off the field and played
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"These pants make sure you can't see a visible panty line." Okay. "This wall makes sure you can't see a beautiful sunset." "These headphones make sure you can't hear the joyous sound of laughter." What are we doing here folks






























