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Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence. -Kettering's Law

Minneapolis, MN
Joined May 2010
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Was he unable to look at pictures or read.
For years, Bret Stephens considered himself “an agnostic on the causes of climate change.” A trip to Greenland changed his mind. nyti.ms/3TJaAv9
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Nathan Fielder is Borat for people who are lactose intolerant
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Holy shit
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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One time I was falling asleep watching a PBS Nova about sword making, and then this happened, and I had to get up, put on my glasses, and replay it 12 times.
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White people freaking out over Lizzo playing a slaver’s flute is my favorite Twitter right now.
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Mark my words, I will be a @nytimes Best Selling Author one day. Speaking it into existence.
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“HISTORY IS FREAKIN’ COOL” -@lizzo! Of course - it’s the nation’s capital so @SecretService & @CapitolPolice joined her on stage. Why? Because she is the FIRST ever to play President James Madison’s 1813 crystal flute courtesy of @librarycongress. Super amazing to witness!
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I hope my friends don’t find out I own a jacket. -Middle Schoolers
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I saw a tiktok of someone saying Adam Levine looks like a chipotle bag and I can’t stop thinking about it.
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joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people batman: no, if i kill you, that means that i'm no different from you joker: batman: joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem
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if you go into mcdonalds and say uber eats they give you free food
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"this has really ruined Maroon 5 for me" - me in 2002 hearing Maroon 5 for the first time
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Replying to @NikkiHaley @sunny
I’m happy to ignore your name and call you out instead for being a flip-flopping former guy fawning, craven weathercock who will do anything and say anything if it appears that the wind is blowing in that direction. I don’t care what you call yourself. I call you a hypocrite.
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Go fuck yourself.
It will be my first time voting this year, and I look forward to supporting candidates who will protect the second amendment. 💪🏼
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“I known you for 2 months, this been my team for 22 years.” I felt that. – at Enterprise, NV
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come here often?
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a perfect compromise would be putting trump in prison, but then giving him unrestricted access to media and restoring his twitter account.
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Replying to @jeremylevick
Interesting how a supposed scholar hasn’t read On the Origins Of Marxian Pumpkin Spice before? Feel free to DM happy to discuss further
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