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Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence. -Kettering's Law

Minneapolis, MN
Joined May 2010
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Was he unable to look at pictures or read.
For years, Bret Stephens considered himself “an agnostic on the causes of climate change.” A trip to Greenland changed his mind. nyti.ms/3TJaAv9
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Nathan Fielder is Borat for people who are lactose intolerant
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Mark L. Mattison retweeted
Holy shit
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Replying to @AmericanHussy
How many finger puppets is too many finger puppets?!
Mark L. Mattison retweeted
One time I was falling asleep watching a PBS Nova about sword making, and then this happened, and I had to get up, put on my glasses, and replay it 12 times.
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If he’s going for “Ted Cruz-sexy” he’s nailing it tho
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Replying to @NateMJensen
“Thanks in advance, -x”
Replying to @skatie420
We were so close this time.
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White people freaking out over Lizzo playing a slaver’s flute is my favorite Twitter right now.
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Replying to @PitbullRedhat
That guy sure seems to want to sex the president…
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Mark my words, I will be a @nytimes Best Selling Author one day. Speaking it into existence.
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“HISTORY IS FREAKIN’ COOL” -@lizzo! Of course - it’s the nation’s capital so @SecretService & @CapitolPolice joined her on stage. Why? Because she is the FIRST ever to play President James Madison’s 1813 crystal flute courtesy of @librarycongress. Super amazing to witness!
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Replying to @DiamondandSilk
Including not taking your calls anymore.
Mark L. Mattison retweeted
I hope my friends don’t find out I own a jacket. -Middle Schoolers
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