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Crane operator: Ring Ring. Yeah honey l'll be late for dinner.
Job came in at some religious joint.
They wanna hoist some beardo in a white dress 100 feet & worship it.
Great O/T rates, so, worth the hassle.
See you a bit later.
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Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid theonion.com/everything-fina…
Genesis chapter 14.
If you know, YOU KNOW.
Think Manuel Varga. A-Z Fine Upholstery.
King of Sodom: Keep the recovered goods.
Give me back the souls.
Abraham: No souls. No goods. You twice born sons of hell.
Not a thread.
Better the alternative, than to arrive a rich main IN HELL.
Beyond perfect.
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Jerry Seinfeld claims nobody actually cares how you are doing and admits he would never socialize if he wasn't married
"If I had not gotten married, I never would have gone anywhere with anyone"
"my wife has people over every night. I'm there. I dress nice... the second they walk in, give me a glass of white wine, and then I'm okay"
"a comedian is a host in a way. You're hosting that night for those people, and everything that happens in that room is to your design"
"I can't take the bullshit conversation. Let's talk about something. Let's get into something. 'How are you, how are you?' Who cares how anybody is?"
"What about couples dinners? To me, the couples dinner is arranged when one of you relates to one half of the other couple, and everybody else just hangs on to the side of the lifeboat"
Would these 3?
Hillsong is the Los Pollos Hermanos
shiny shop front of
THE RELIGIOUS INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.
Lizardface is Don Eladio.
Crackhead Treat is Howard Hamlyn.
Houston is the Gus Fring of the religious world.
AS lF Carl Lentz is going to speak up and say: Oh yes, yay verily hitherto, l was a partyboy dope mule for a religious mob boss.
Lentz promoted the chicken shop whilst Houston built the real empire behind closed doors.
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