YouTube's lawyer.

Washington, DC
Joined February 2017
Confirmed: real lawyers take notes.
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Felonious Trump who lives at a crime scene and commits 10,000 felonies a day is an outlier and should not have been counted. xitter.cf/RepAndyBiggsAZ/status/…
The average American commits three felonies a day. Congress must avoid over-legislating issues that ought to be left to state and local governments.
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I'm sorry, I had to post that or I was going to burst. Deleting twitter again...
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It's so cool when @peacock copyright claims and blocks an obviously fair-use video (Real Lawyer Reacts to Law & Order) the day before a holiday. Quick question for you: who is your agent for service of process?
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It's so cool when @nbc copyright claims and blocks an obviously fair-use video (Real Lawyer Reacts to Law & Order) the day before a holiday. Quick question for you: who is your agent for service of process?
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It's so cool when @NBCUniversal copyright claims and blocks an obviously fair-use video (Real Lawyer Reacts to Law & Order) the day before a holiday. Quick question for you: who is your agent for service of process?
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In Yes Or No, the win condition was that contestants had to tell Sam the rules *backstage*. While @BrennanLM did eventually figure out the rules, he never explained them backstage and thus he is the only contestant not to win.
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So now that Twitter links no longer preview in iMessage or Slack, I can't wait to no longer share Twitter links!
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At least it solves Twitter's "excess traffic problem".
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Because 70% of Americans are your mom.
70% of Americans are overweight or obese. Why is this the case?
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Yo momma so fat, that by weight, she is 70% of Americans.
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If anyone needs me, I'll be on the hottest new social media platform: the comments section of a slow-motion deer video.
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.@LudwigAhgren remains undefeated in his appreciation of the legal arts. @hasanthehun comes in at a close second.
I just got scammed out of $5,000…
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I've never been more proud of anything in my life.
Replying to @LegalEagle
@LegalEagle hey, Devon, did u know that ur referenced in the Wikipedia entry for the Chewbacca defense?
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I will give $100,000 to any lawyer who uses their allotted Supreme Court oral argument time to grill Thomas or Alito about their receipt of personal gifts instead of arguing the case.
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(Assuming the client consents, of course)
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Look, we both know oral argument was meaningless anyway. So why not have some fun with it?
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