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Carmen

@LightOfHumans

Carmen parody account for project moon. not affiliated // priv @CarmenZeroSleep not selective // Semi-Serious. // Runs @MellyLobCorp too!

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Joined February 2026
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//my pinned post. Extremely new to this type of thing. I suck at dialog so please, advice is heavily appreciated. Comments for info
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Please...look upon me...even if it's only for a minute...a second... I will do anything, anything to finally grow out of this human shell...
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[ WEDDING THREAD WITH @MellyLobCorp ]
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Congrats, you 2!
G Corporations Moth Princess Faust of #fausttwt (@Iamfaust02) profile pictureG Corporations Moth Princess Faust of #fausttwt@Iamfaust02Nov 8
[ WEDDING THREAD WITH @MellyLobCorp ]
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Daniel@C41810 Aug 2023
Replying to @regularman333 @bladeelover3333
lol trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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//HOLY SHIT, 600???? THANK YOU! ILL DO SOMETJING SOON ISH
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I suppose... most of your tech relying on that number will stop working till we find it...
York Corp, Manufactures (@WingGradeWeapon) profile pictureYork Corp, Manufactures@WingGradeWeaponNov 8
How will this affect the weapons industry
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So... uh... We kinda... Lost a number. [Carmen looks very concerned] Its... somewhere between 3 and 4. But since we, well... lost it... We forgot the name of it.
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GOLDEN BOUGH STOP SPAWN CAMPING MY POSTS! TWITTER HASN'T EVEN LOADED FOR ME YET! [She's using a computer from like the 70s]
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[Loud dialup noises can be heard from Carmen's office] Come come on....
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//Ykw? This will be lab era carmen for the next little bit cause I wanna have fun with her. sue me
38%I agree, we need that lab
62%10,000 ARBITERS, GO!
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Of... me? I'm flattered.... I suppose we could whip you one up? Would you like... it to be of my face?
G Corporations Moth Princess Faust of #fausttwt (@Iamfaust02) profile pictureG Corporations Moth Princess Faust of #fausttwt@Iamfaust02Nov 6
I want a pillow of YOU, actually!
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Funds have been running... a bit low... would anyone like to purchase a pillow with one of our staff on it?
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//my pinned post. Extremely new to this type of thing. I suck at dialog so please, advice is heavily appreciated. Comments for info
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teapawt.net/LightOfHumans/status/2… //past takeover!
Carmen (@LightOfHumans) profile pictureCarmen@LightOfHumansOct 4
<TAKEOVER: THE DOORMAN> WELCOME TO THE BARONESS Please, enjoy your stay.
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// I've seen this going around, so might as well, right? :D // For those who want to ship: Job only doesn't like men
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//First of the month posting! :D
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🔑. // posting this while i work for tonight ... hello hi
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Image from ˒˒ sinclair ꜝꜝ ♡ (@gregorslover)
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// it's that time again
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