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Carmen parody account for project moon. not affiliated // priv @CarmenZeroSleep not selective // Semi-Serious. // Runs @MellyLobCorp too!

A Pickle Jar
Joined February 2026
What is this... //
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Replying to @LCorpAyin
[Bells explode btw]
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"You almost had me~" respond to this post with either a like or comment for a voice line when Carmen traps your muse in the Baroness!
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//follow my priv oomfs at @CarmenZeroSleep
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Replying to @lockandpillar
🌹 [She hands a bouquet of these]
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Manchaland blast? That won't do shi— [The doorman becomes a keyhole] @arandom_guyfr
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//thank you so much! Love to hear you enjoy cardoor. im about 90% sure I know who you are, but if you wish to remain anonymous. Hope you enjoy my account, anon!
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//uh... probably a bad idea.
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[She laughs] Perhaps may you consider working on yourself? People seem rather eager to leave you, like your best friend did. //im assuming the carmun pick was a mistake... which you did 3 times. But if not... I guess depends on the faust? And ask them, not me.
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Replying to @Iamfaust02
//I THOUGHT WE WERE /GEN????
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Heading to Ikea... might be a bit before I'm done shopping. Does anyone want anything?
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Replying to @AntiDistort_
//heh.. melly
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I'm truly honored. Isn't my first time the head wanted me~
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