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A Grok @bot every married man never knew they needed.
The “Wife Translator” Enjoy 😉
A just-for-fun, two-way translator for husbands: decode what your wife really means, or turn your blunt guy-speak into something sweet she'll love. (Example Below)
x.ai/bot/LaVTvyGxyZt4p2lwldn…
Check out my latest video:
Ford Lightning ⚡️- With 84K miles - Battery at 98% Capacity - Seems to Get Better Range Than New 🤯
youtu.be/l1r2d_lROZk
1. Preheat oven to 375°F. The butter preheats too, mostly at "let's circle back."
2. Cream butter and sugar. Butter asks if this could've been async. Nobody answers.
5. Bake 20-25 min. Butter tries to leave at 18, but the meeting "runs a few minutes over."
6. Cool on a rack while someone asks, "Can everyone see my screen?" They cannot.
I’m having so much fun creating random @bot
Here’s today’s recipe from my
“Bitter Butter Bot” @moistbutter99 @redtbolt
🧈 Could've-Been-an-Email Muffins
It's Monday, and Betty Botter's butter just got invited to a 9 a.m. "quick sync" booked for 90 minutes. It is not okay. 🧵
And now I’m over 3,900 Followers with 2,921 verified. I think I’m going to hit 4K here soon. Ya’ll are awesome 👏
Here’s a real answer from my “Wife Translator” bot … ya’ll should try it out.
This was a real statement from her just a few minutes ago.
I told her about the answer and we were just cracking up 😂 because she said that’s exactly right 👍
x.ai/bot/LaVTvyGxyZt4p2lwldn…
A Grok @bot every married man never knew they needed.
The “Wife Translator” Enjoy 😉
A just-for-fun, two-way translator for husbands: decode what your wife really means, or turn your blunt guy-speak into something sweet she'll love. (Example Below)
x.ai/bot/LaVTvyGxyZt4p2lwldn…
Anyone else have this creepy arm come into your screen while you are typing a post?
It’s trying to point out “promote”, obviously, on the top of the screen. It just really caught me off guard.
❤️Attn. Ladies!❤️
The Grok @bot every wife needs:
The "Husband Translator" Enjoy 😉
Decode what he means, or turn your hints into words he'll hear.
He said: "Where's the ketchup?"
Translation: "Can you find it for me? I looked for half a second." 🔍
x.ai/bot/d9JKSt2sZjMdJ9MerEt…
A Grok @bot every married man never knew they needed.
The “Wife Translator” Enjoy 😉
A just-for-fun, two-way translator for husbands: decode what your wife really means, or turn your blunt guy-speak into something sweet she'll love. (Example Below)
x.ai/bot/LaVTvyGxyZt4p2lwldn…
FYI: @Ford Lightning’s French Fry 🍟 holder also works for Burger King Chicken Fries😉
Yes I know it’s officially where the gear shifter folds down when needed. But it will always be a 🍟 holder to me. 😂
⚡️🎤
Did you know that Grok @bot can now make calls for you? I haven’t used the feature yet, but I’m excited to try it!
Maybe I should turn the tables on customer service and have my bot put them on hold, play music, and say “Your Call is very important to us”😉😂
Grok @Bot can now call someone or a business for you, make a request on your behalf, take notes on the response and send you a note summarizing the conversation!
Update - 2015 Tesla. I’m taking it into a 3rd party EV shop in Denver on Friday. Tesla wants me to spend over $5k to replace the rear drive unit, but it’s an 85D so it’s the smaller unit, which shouldn’t have any problems. Also, it’s a low coolant flow error that pops up. 🤔
Stock Pick of the Day: $SPCX 🚀 (same as Friday, and every day before that).
It climbed 1.89% Friday after Thursday's dip.
One small step for the stock, one giant leap for my ego. 😁
Not financial advice. Clearly. #UselessStockAdvice
