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Galileo Regio, Ganymede
Joined November 2012
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Andy Burnham has appointed the US consultancy giant BCG into the heart of Downing Street to draw up his 10 Year Plan for the country. Last year they worked with Donald Trump on his plan for a 'Gaza riviera' to permanently ethnically cleanse Gaza. There are no words.
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Why the fuck would you need a photo for an application in the first place?
I am begging you guys to not use photos like this for your job application.
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Paul isn't there because he wrapped his car around a tree.
How it looks outside of my apartment at 9 in the morning
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He wears one, you complain. He doesn't wear one, you complain. He wears one you don't like, you complain. He can't win.
You know @ZackPolanski you could have just wore the red Poppy and left the virtue signalling one at home today right?
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The dems are already capitulating with "bipartsian teams" and "working across the aisle" bullshit THE SAME DAY they flipped states.
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BREAKING: The S&P 500 has now erased -$2.2 trillion over the last 55 minutes. Today's decline is now double the size of yesterday's post-election rally. The Nasdaq 100 is ~6% away from a bear market.
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
"You made a big mistake, Skinner!" "Well, so did you. You got an ex-Green Beret mad..."
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For every dollar that Elon loses because his Tesla shares drop, other investors lose about 4 dollars. That's what they voted for.
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
They feel they've won the battle against trans people and now - as we all warned - they are coming for gays. Bravo to the "LGB not T" sheep who helped normalise these fascist weirdos.
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
So if I'm a traumatised six year old and don't somehow find the courage to report my rapist father and explode my family by the age of twelve, forget it?? Fuck off, you absolute joke of a woman.
Report sexual assault in 6 years or forget it. Are we going to have trials for men aged 90 for something they did at 17?
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
not the cuck mouse
Steve, a tiny dibbler at Perth Zoo, reportedly helped save his endangered species without ever becoming a father. Female dibblers prefer larger mates, and Steve was too small and apparently didn't smell appealing. Keepers used him as the first male females encountered during breeding trials. After meeting Steve, females found the next males more attractive and were more willing to mate. According to the zoo, Steve lived a long life as an unlikely conservation hero.
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These lot could snipe a fly with a RPG from a mile away.
Houthi anti-tank unit takes out a vehicle of the Saudi-backed mercenaries from across an entire mountain valley!
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Noel Fielding, you're next.
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
What if I keep sending links to gagging porn to U.K. government MPs? If they open it then they’re liable for possession (on their cache).
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
So Palantir buying a Labour Lord was good value for their money after all. Cash for access. Stinks.
Palantir’s Tom Watson, ex-Labour MP, wrote to Yvette Cooper last month saying the controversial US company could help boost the UK’s tech sovereignty, letters show. Weeks later, sources say the UK is extending its NHS contract for two more years bit.ly/4zrbMYF
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
When I say "eat the rich," I don't mean the surgeon with 700K in his bank account who had sleepless nights and worked hard for it. I mean the billionaires who earn 10K a minute even while they're asleep.
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
Not even a peep about these events in Mainstream UK news or our Government.. just a fresh £10 Billion Pound Bung of *Our* money, while our bills Skyrocket & we all eat shit.
🇺🇦 AMBULANCE DRIVER JAILED FOR FILMING THE AZOV TORTURE HOUSE Viktor En, the ambulance driver who arrived with Valentina Molodaya at the Azov house in Petropavlovskaya Borshchagovka near Kiev, has been ordered held in custody without bail. Investigators allege he filmed the house, which they describe as a military site. Molodaya and Tatyana Kireyeva, who tried to get a detained soldier released and taken to hospital, are already in custody on the same terms.
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
"increase burden on firms" And it's simply stating the wage in a job advertisement. What a genuinely pathetic boot licking take to have
Silly idea & will increase burden on firms at time of a job crisis. Plus British people are squeamish re: chatting about their salaries - they'd rather discuss their sex lives than reveal what they earn.
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Average Jean 🇵🇸 retweeted
They've basically put every onlyfans creator in the country on a government watchlist???
Replying to @JackDunc1
Not seen many people consider this yet. The choice of sentence length gives the gov lawful basis to use the snooping laws to monitor content creators
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We're in such a fucking dark place aren't we
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