Ram Ranch.

Video would have gone so hard in 2013.

Actually existing Carmunism.

That being said, he was a very intelligent guy. Never got right-wing vibes from him either, just seemed like a generic lib centrist lacking in social awareness and chronically trivia-brained.

Unironically went to college with the guy. Extremely annoying. He would always try to appear as the most knowledgeable person in any group he was in. Could not have a conversation because he'd always talk over everyone trying to flex his knowledge.

Appalachia is the best I can do.

Postal workers should be armed.

Somebody needs to get this to @laserboat999

The true deep cut is that Red Wolves aren't even a distinct species, but a coyote-wolf hybrid.

"Hey dude, if you use my car just make sure you fill it up." "Oh okay, yeah let me just go and drill for oil. I also have a refinery in my basement so I can fill your car up for you. Are you crazy?"

Soy right.

He's like a 15th century alchemist injecting lead into his veins to become a philosopher's stone.

2025 just started and we already got tweet of the year.

Broad appeal, no controversies, straight white christian male from Kentucky (which is kind of south and kind of midwest). Popular among both Democrats and Republicans in his state. Is very firm on his positions and is able to set the narrative. Plus he cute.

@GarbageApe @sh44sti

3. Those who use the day to draw attention to the injustices perpetrated against turkeys.

There are three types of people around Thanksgiving: 1. Those who celebrate it at face value and shut out anyone who tries to tell them to think critically about the holiday. 2. Those who use the day to draw attention to the injustices perpetrated against Native Americans.

I'm not pouting. I'm ruminating on my fate. I am Christ in the garden.