Daily Jokes!

Since Obama won Re-election i can't stay in america i'm Moving to Skver...

We hope to have a "Black Out" in the whitehouse on tuesday...!!!

Car 4 sale Chevy 1985, car in bad condition but the Gas tank is full !

Are you allowed listen to the wind of #Sandy? It's a Kol eisha?!

Just Saw some one taking few dvar yoim byoinmois today in case it doesn't come out tomorrow!

Dear ConEd, In an effort to maintain proper cash flow I've reduced my payment 5%. Its only temporary Thanks for understanding...

Via @YiddisHumor: Oh, so you wanna argue ? Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.

In order to win the @BobovLotto tomorrow, Move to Australia today....

BREAKING!! Isreal: Two Jews (brothers) went into Shechem and killed dozens! For more details read this weeks Parsha....

The "Will be ready in 5 mins" of a woman is the same -- as The "Will be home in 5 mins" Of a man..

Reply to this message 'Follow @KolHaolam' to get updates regarding the Hurricane #Irene

Message From @KolMavaser: since the boys were found, the vandalisim in crown hights & the bank robberys in lakewood will Restart Shortly.

RT @YiddisHumor: RT @TVITERVELT: Watch the official #Fakewood Video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mboV1VbeH7k its Gevaldig!

Chabad is now fighting to open Chabad House in Jewland, it's so far the only country in the world there is no Chabad House.. via @koleltime

Breaking! Skver BP Changed their name to "Jew Land BP". . . #JewLand

Someone bentched gomel today I gave Him sholom aleichum & asked if he was in Miron he said no, I was in skver. . .

Obama wants Israel to go back to pre-1967. Well.. I want the US to go back to pre-2008!

Osama may be dead... but he's still blowing up our news feeds!

Dear friends: i hear already of the news stop texting me.....

A funny life cycle: COCKROACH is afraid of RAT; RAT of CAT; CAT of DOG; DOG of MAN; MAN of his WIFE n WIFE of COCKROACH...