YiddisHumor

Check out this Yesh Tikva video on YouTube! goo.gl/FQMjw

RT @MarkitMendy: They expecting hurricane sandy to be the worst disaster since Obama was elected 4 yrs ago. Via @NUSSYRANTS

FOR ON-TIME UPDATES ON HURRICANE SANDY WHICH IS HEADING OUR WAY, REPLY FOLLOW @KOLHAOLAM. FWD TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

“@mynachasmusic: "Hey", "Hey", "How r u", " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u", "nothing", Retweet if you hate these convos”

Kinus Klal Yisroel in 7/11 tomorrow. #FreeSlurpees

It appears that @NUSSYRANTS is pissed at me. DETAILS TO FOLLOW.

Dear 99 cent store, Did u ever consider opening up a gas station ? Sincerely yours...... The World. Reply 'follow @mynachasmusic'

CLEANING MY ROOM: 1% Cleaning. 30% Complaining. 69% Playing with stuffs I just found. Via @Jewishrocker

Ok so I understand buying pizza... But French Fries?!?? Didn't u have enough potatoes already??? Via @Jewishrocker

RT @MendyTV: REPORT: During entire White House Seder Obama was leaning left.

After Thomas Edison invented the light bulb he looked up at it with admiration and invented the sneeze #gezuntheit #achooo Via @StrohBerry7

Don't walk into a store in bp without your hat and jacket. Customers start thinking you work there. #BeinHazmanim

RT @NUSSYRANTS: If you do insist on living in a glass house then throw stones from your neighbors home

I learned today so I can actually call my zman a zman, and bein hazmanim actually now be bein hazmanim #TrueStory Via @Jewishrocker

When asked if footage of France shooting taken by shooter will be released, authorities said 'over Osama bin Laden's dead body'. @TURXJOKES

Here's @MendyTV at A Jewish Star, you would think he is actually writing something on that notepad....

My VM message: Hi if its your first time calling leave a message...if its your second time calling GET the message... Via @jewishrocker