I GAVE DOGE 8 LEGS AND NOW IT EATS PUMP.FUN RUGGERS meet SPIDOGE: half shiba, half spider, sitting in the middle of a web that catches every new pump.fun mint I used to check tokens by hand. one tab for holders, one for the dev, one for bundles. by the time I finished, the dev had already sold turns out a spider checks with 8 legs at once: → THE WEB: every fresh mint lands on a thread the second it's deployed. the web shakes and the spider feels it → CRAWL: it runs to the coin in under 50ms → 8 LEGS = 8 CHECKS: mint auth, freeze auth, LP, block-0 bundles, top10 holders, socials, wash volume, dev wallet → ONE FAILS: the coin gets wrapped in silk and dropped in the cocoon jar → ALL 8 PASS: it bites. 0.8 SOL in → DRAIN: the profit runs back down the thread into the bag the one that sold me: $SNAILZ passed 7 of 8 then the last leg touched the dev wallet dev sold 41%, 0.4 seconds before entry cocooned this session: 214 mints/min hitting the web 5 rugs wrapped $1.9K not lost 61.4% win rate $9,840 → $13,573 mint auth still live? wrapped. 31% sniped in block 0? wrapped. 74% wash volume? jar. no team. no scanners. one doge with 8 legs and zero chill. you don't need to find the rug before everyone else. you need something that's already sitting on the web, waiting. one man's rug is a spider's lunch