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Larry retweeted
High priority: AI Firewall AI Endpoint Protection AI SIEM AI Identity Low priority: Firewall Endpoint Protection SIEM Identity
In a single year, AI has rewritten the security priority list for CISOs. Attackers are moving faster. Bain estimates AI compresses a typical cyberattack from about four weeks to about 18 hours, and models keep getting better at finding and exploiting weaknesses. There's also more to protect, with employees shipping apps they couldn't have built a year ago and agents getting access to source code, documents, and production systems. In a survey of 100 CISOs at companies with 1,000+ employees, all seven of the most-selected 2027 priorities involve AI. The biggest jumps since 2026: - Internal AI agent security (+28 pts) - AI SOC (+26 pts) - AI offensive security (+24 pts) - AI code security (+23 pts) - AI vulnerability remediation (+22 pts) Last year's staples: - Exposure & vulnerability management (-21 pts) - SIEM / security data (-18 pts) - Privileged access management (-18 pts) From a16z's @OwenColby and @steph_zhang on The New Security Agenda: a16z.news/p/the-new-security…
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notice how she says tall before kind
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😂😂😂😂
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Larry retweeted
Quand elle te raconte plus ses journées
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Making peace with the fact that some things that I really really want aren't meant for me in this life
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a química que você sente com a mulher que vai te fazer ficar sem fome por dias
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Larry retweeted
ken griffin after liquidating leopold
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he tried to convince us that a handsome billionaire would be interested in Maggie Gyllenhaal
Has Christopher Nolan ever made a movie that had a joke in it?
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Larry retweeted
IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom
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*long-only analyst sits down at a bar on a first date* "so what keeps you up at night"
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This is insane. Market should not be reacting like this to an economically implausible sci-fi story. That it is implies deep uncertainty and confusion surrounding AI.
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Everyone is reading the latest @Citrini7 piece thinking it’s a institutional research piece when in reality they are reading a marketing piece of fiction meant to go viral.
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Larry retweeted
The whole economy is now blindly operating under the assumption that AI is accelerating on the AGI 2027 timeline. What a fucking joke. LLM psychosis clearly extends far beyond SF now. The normies have no idea how this technology actually works and have fallen for the Sam Altman / Elon / Jensen astroturfing. It takes a couple of hours to understand the underlying limitations of LLMs and this research will further lead you to the conclusion that AGI is not achievable on our current path. I'm sharing these thoughts in response to the Citrini post which is just an extension of narratives set forth by Silicon Valley. Although the scenario is worth considering (AI will have some degree of impact), we should really be more prudent on analyzing the financial consequences of a failed AGI timeline. I've maintained this perspective for at least a year now and will continue to do so until AI evangelist delusions match reality.
JUNE 2028. The S&P is down 38% from its highs. Unemployment just printed 10.2%. Private credit is unraveling. Prime mortgages are cracking. AI didn’t disappoint. It exceeded every expectation. What happened?​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ citriniresearch.com/p/2028gi…
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HF bros finally f**** PE dudes. Didn’t think I’d see it happen in my life time.
*BESSENT: DON'T WANT ROTTEN PE ASSETS DUMPED INTO 401(K)S
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Larry retweeted
2022: “Bro there’s this site called ChatGPT. I use it to write my essays” 2026:
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You either die a disruptor, or live long enough to see yourself become an incumbent
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“Larry Factor” on LIQUIDATION NATION ripping higher right now
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Day in the life of a L/S Equity PM 3:30am - wake up in a cold sweat from the memory of your IB VP calling you a fucking retard 5:30am - get to the office and plug into bloomberg. Investor relations girlies are doing the firm sponsored pilates class in the firm owned gym. You ask yourself why you chose this career 8:30am - finish reading your emails. Sell-side has downgraded your entire long book and upgraded your entire short book. Excellent 12:30pm - stare into the bathroom mirror and contemplate killing yourself 12:35pm - take the 2nd biggest shit of your life 1:30pm - risk reaches out reminding you that you have too much exposure to the dividend yield factor. Thank you 2:30pm - head out to grab lunch. Homeless man with an iPhone and gucci sweatshirt pisses on your Sperrys. Good reminder to vote for Mamdani, he’ll fix this 4:15pm - reviewing exposures and performance, realize you made 1.5bps today. Sweet 7:00pm - yell into the abyss (Murray Hill) on your way home 10:30pm - go to bed. Dream of ways to acquire MNPI without getting flagged by compliance
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System mayor. Anyone can run Boston it’s like Kyle Shanahan’s offense.
Boston elected a very young Mayor in Michelle Wu, believe she’s 36 now. Her politics are similar to Z & corruption free like he is. Her favorable rating is 62%
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Congrats ⁦@LongOnlyLarry⁩
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