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Retired US Army Staff Sergeant, Shady Hunter, Competitive Masturbator, Cat Wrangler and Lover of knowledge, Theravada Buddhist, Cincinnati Bengals sufferer

Wincinnati, OH
Joined October 2014
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Gm!
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I’m so glad Trey Hendrickson is getting an opportunity to play meaningful football. I know how important that is to him.
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Bills fans kill Me man
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"he's got Chase and Higgins" yeah and he's making plays with a guy who was doing Doordash six months ago, not my fault your franchise can't find good WRs
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Well, I've got to give a fat dumb bald bitch credit where it's deserved. @DrewGarrison's @betJACK boost FINALLY hit for the first time this season. It was also the first time I actually used it. Coincidence? πŸ€”
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I’m giving away a PAIR of tickets to the @ProjectGameDey Bengals watch party on November 8! They do incredible work for veterans and individuals with disabilities. To enter: πŸ… Like & repost πŸ… Follow me and @ProjectGameDey πŸ… Reply with WHO DEY! Winner announced Nov. 4 at 7 PM ET!
πŸ…πŸˆπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ WHO DEY FROM MADRID?! πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΈπŸˆπŸ… The Bengals are taking their talents overseas, and we're bringing the WHO DEY party to Cincinnati! πŸ§‘πŸ–€ Join Project Game-Dey and @CincyLagerHouse on Sunday, November 8th, as we cheer on the Bengals against the Atlanta Falcons LIVE from Madrid, Spain! πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ We're kicking things off bright and early with a BREAKFAST WATCH PARTY featuring great food, cold drinks, entertainment, and plenty of Bengals fans! 🎟️ YOUR TICKET INCLUDES: πŸ₯“ Delicious breakfast buffet 🍺 One beer, glass of house wine, or well drink 🎧 Live DJ entertainment 🎁 Prizes and giveaways πŸ“Ί Bengals vs. Falcons on the big screens 🧑 Supporting an incredible cause! πŸ“… Sunday, November 8, 2026 ⏰ Doors open at 9:00 AM | Kickoff at 9:30 AM πŸ“ Cincinnati Lager House 115 Joe Nuxhall Way, Cincinnati, OH ❀️ GIVE BACK WHILE YOU CHEER! Cincinnati Lager House will be donating 10% of all food and drink sales to Project Game-Dey through the end of the game! Every dollar raised helps us continue our mission of honoring individuals with disabilities and U.S. military veterans with unforgettable Cincinnati Bengals game-day experiences. 🎟️ GET YOUR TICKETS HERE: cincylagerhouse.com/project-… Grab your friends, throw on your orange and black, and start your Sunday with breakfast, football, and a great cause! Different country. Same WHO DEY! πŸ…πŸ§‘πŸ–€ #WhoDey #ProjectGameDey #Bengals #BengalsNation #CincinnatiBengals #MadridGame #BengalsVsFalcons #CincinnatiLagerHouse #MoreThanFootball #GameDeyForACause
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I'm going to get vulnerable with y'all real quick. Leah started her first job this week, and I just pulled up to pick her up. Saw her helping a customer and now I'm sitting in the car with tears pouring down my face.
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Bury me a Bengal
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HAVE A DAY TREY HENDRICKSON SACKS: ZERO πŸ”₯ Tackles: ZERO πŸ”₯ Impact on the game: ZERO πŸ”₯ Christianity: OFF THE CHARTS ✝️
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