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@robot_rock

Bengals, shitposting or whatever everything here is sexual advice

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Joined April 2008
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"he's got Chase and Higgins" yeah and he's making plays with a guy who was doing Doordash six months ago, not my fault your franchise can't find good WRs
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Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
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49ers WR injuries this season have included: 🏈Mike Evans: Achilles/ribs (has missed last two games) 🏈Deebo Samuel: hamstring (has missed last 3 games) 🏈Christian Kirk: meniscus (IR) 🏈De'Zhaun Stribling: ankle (IR, targeting December) 🏈Ricky Pearsall: PCL (out for the season) Enter Keenan Allen.
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As it was foretold
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I would swap Love/The Prince, Love's playing out of his mind right now
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nobody's doing it like these guys
Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
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'First Things First' just won the trade deadline, acquiring Dan Patrick for Kevin Wildes
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we're gonna make @nickkorte the Ruler of the Jungle, Duke Tobin owes you a steak dinner brother
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Me this morning: "Wow I know my team probably won't make any moves but at least we won't get embarrassed at the deadline" Duke Tobin around 1pm: "Hold this glass of piss pissboy" *pisses all over my face and chest*
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mike (@bengals_sans) profile picture
mike@bengals_sans8h
Bengals fans we meet this Saturday at NFL HQ. We will get that comp pick back.
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A.B. (@FantasyKash) profile pictureA.B.
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The Bengals can still get the comp pick if Mike Pence has the courage
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Duke Tobin's still got it
Ian Hartitz (@Ihartitz) profile pictureIan Hartitz
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Electric trade deadline! The Bengals tried to trade for a backup Eagles EDGE and found out from Twitter it actually didn't make sense so they said nevermind! What a day!
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Kelley Peter (@kelleypeter16) profile picture
Kelley Peter@kelleypeter1611h
Amarius Mims has done what Roger Goodell can’t. Lock up James Pearce and Mike Green. #TheSuperSizedSherriff #AllPro
mike (@bengals_sans) profile picturemike@bengals_sans11h
Amarius Mims vs a James Pearce spin move
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els⁹@joebrrwNov 10
I can’t judge him here because this is how I be
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one of my favorite videos of all time. think I showed my mom
Clothes-Minded Individual (@NBABabySecret) profile pictureClothes-Minded Individual@NBABabySecretNov 10
Water wasn’t boiling after 30 min and it was because I didn’t turn the stove on
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today was such a fun day of ball
BookerSZN (@BookerSZN10) profile pictureBookerSZN
@BookerSZN10Nov 8
Don’t ever put Caleb Williams and Drake Maye is the same conversations again Drake Maye is AWFUL
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Absolutely brutal update on this one
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Kay Adams (@heykayadams) profile pictureKay Adams
@heykayadamsNov 9
CALEB WILLIAMS BUMPS JORDAN LOVE IN MVP ODDS. 🚀 He jumps past Trevor Lawrence too. Purdy is next 👀
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ashley@sillygirl4everrNov 8
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ً (@karmyzm) profile pictureً@karmyzmNov 7
you’re my bro and to some extent my wife
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The Tampa Gay Succaneers featuring Baker Gayfield at QB, coached by Todd Holes
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Groupchat has been absolutely electric today
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in woke 3.0 we're going to stop acknowledging that Doja Cat showed feet in racial chat rooms
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the Blue Wave has made Joe "Socialism" Burrow go absolutely Super Saiyan, Inshallah there will be assistance for low income families
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Goodberry
@JoeGoodberryNov 8
Get this offense some defensive help before the deadline.
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Burrow MVP, that's the whole tweet
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