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Deleting this app from my phone. I'll check DMs but I'm done here. Find me on bluesky if I don't kill myself okay bye.
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Regardless of the outcome, it'll always make me sad that so many people in this country happily vote for pure hatred, bigotry, and cruelty.
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Expect a slight blue mirage in Georgia right out of the gate tonight, followed by a red mirage, followed by a blue phantasm, then a red vapor, two purple apparitions, a specter that's black as sin, and then a last batch from Fulton County that puts Harris over the top.
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UK exit polls: bing bong, here’s the prime minister
US exit polls: is it better to be loved or feared? Give your answer to the nearest cubit
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UK exit polls: it's a Labour landslide
US exit poll: ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE, AND YOUR BETROTHED MAY BE RETURNED TO THEE
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I’ve never, ever worked so hard to help get Democrats elected. I’m exhausted. But it’s a good exhaustion. Bcuz I’m fighting for democracy & the rule of law. It’s been an honor to have been in this fight with all of you. Thank you. Now let’s finish the job. Vote for @KamalaHarris.
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Vibes are very good but expectations are on the floor
Thank you 2016 for the trauma
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Gentle reminder that tomorrow we can’t all have panic attacks at the same time so please stick to the schedule
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Dear JD Vance: Have you found that calling a woman trash has worked for you?
Because we generally don’t forget that shit.
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I was 11 when Donald Trump first became president, and I’m now casting a ballot against him

























