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I swear imma make It and when I do, they're gunna show this tweet lol β at Greenwich, London
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Hey @Channel4 if this tweet gets 20,000 retweets, will you air the full 2005 Ashes Series?
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I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said "Can u describe the symptoms?"
I said "Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"
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12 Cup Finals in 20 years. Some of you don't know how lucky you've been. Bet it won't be matched again at the club.
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Look out for my new column:
Why former phone hacking-cum-failed chatshow hosts need to just shut the f*ck about politics
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Today the disgusting Murdoch tabloid has picked a new fight. Retweet this to say #IStandWithLineker
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MY BDAY TODAY TOO BIG UP THE LIBRAS DEM teapawt.net/gabbiefawn/status/7814β¦
As if I got @KuruptFM champagne steam room tickets for my BDAY @CHABUDDYGEEZY @MCGRINDAH @MANLIKEBEATS @THEWIGGYMESS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEππ
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My heart, it donβt beat. It don't beat the way it used to. #SamsTown10
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An Everton fan throwing free copies of The S*n in the bin at Glasgow Airport πππ
#JFT96
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Replying to @EssexPoliceUK
@EssexPoliceUK My 2 week old bike was stolen from outside Witham station today.Please retweet2try and find.Thanks.
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And Iβd like to sit you down and explain - dollar by dollar - why I donβt care. teapawt.net/thenoahkinsey/status/4β¦




























