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moving on up!!!

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Joined November 2012
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Oooo dear…. Could be in for a long season ahead.Happy to give the time needed though! Dreadful #nufc
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Absolutely class
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Genius! 😂
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An Arsenal fan booked a Hotel in Budapest since last year for the UCL final and yesterday he posted the screenshot happily that he got a cheap price, a Tottenham fan called the hotel and canceled the booking. 😭😭
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Fucking sick of Nick Pope
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Manchester United are the Bonnie Blue of the Premier League. Literally fucked by everyone 🤣🤣🤣
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The £ has lost 46% of its value since 2006 meaning £100k today has the same purchasing power as £54k in 2006 🤣🤣🤣 we have been absolutely screwed as a generation
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
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Seeing this video recirculating after last night’s result is just funny. It’s just one of the many things Rio Ferdinand has said about #NUFC, that show him to be so misinformed about football clubs outside his own.
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Newcastle fans nearly blew the roof off Wembley at full-time!
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YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
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Our time. #wedontdoquiet
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Finding myself on Facebook market place looking at old sheds in that first half 😂😂😂
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Oh my ❤️❤️❤️
IT’S BLACK AND WHITE 🖤🤍
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West Ham fans to #NUFC fans after 75 minutes “sit down if you’re 3-1 down” #NUFC fans to West Ham fans after 91 minutes “stand up if you’re 4-3 up”. Poetry.
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Lad my mortgage has gone up £400 a month and the gas and electricity up £250 a month up. You are the ones who have broke us not some lad with a Palestine flag, now fuck off
'Recently our streets have been hijacked by small groups who are hostile to our values' PM Rishi Sunak addresses the nation outside Downing Street. 🔗 trib.al/5pHoCk7 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Cooking Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Heating Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Lighting Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Real Estate Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax Telephone Tax Value Added Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!! YOU can help it get there!
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I have never seen a professional who can’t use his weaker foot! This is shocking…. Thank god he can stand on the fucker
What did I witness here by Almiron? #nufc
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Late to fucking late should have been at half time! Not fucking good enough
Let’s see Eddie make that right decision….. i just can seeing him taking of burn and miggy! And this is where the fans will start getting on his back (which I don’t want) #nufc #NUFC
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