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An Arsenal fan booked a Hotel in Budapest since last year for the UCL final and yesterday he posted the screenshot happily that he got a cheap price, a Tottenham fan called the hotel and canceled the booking. 😭😭
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Manchester United are the Bonnie Blue of the Premier League.
Literally fucked by everyone 🤣🤣🤣
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The £ has lost 46% of its value since 2006 meaning £100k today has the same purchasing power as £54k in 2006 🤣🤣🤣 we have been absolutely screwed as a generation
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Seeing this video recirculating after last night’s result is just funny. It’s just one of the many things Rio Ferdinand has said about #NUFC, that show him to be so misinformed about football clubs outside his own.
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Newcastle fans nearly blew the roof off Wembley at full-time!
Newcastle fans nearly blew the roof off Wembley at full-time!
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Lad my mortgage has gone up £400 a month and the gas and electricity up £250 a month up.
You are the ones who have broke us not some lad with a Palestine flag, now fuck off
'Recently our streets have been hijacked by small groups who are hostile to our values'
PM Rishi Sunak addresses the nation outside Downing Street.
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Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.
I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!
YOU can help it get there!
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American photographer gets a mild scolding from the Queen for asking her to remove her crown
Listen to Sir Bobby…
Then ask is Eddie Howe the right man… 100% yes
#NUFC
We are behind you, @trippier2 🙏🏻!!
We know that you going through difficult time in your personal life, but we also know that you are one of the best RB in the world!! Form is temporary, class is permanent!!! #NUFC 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
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Best right back I’ve ever seen at #nufc. Most important signing since the takeover. Instrumental in everything good over the last two years. Absolutely love the man and I hope he knows the respect he has 🖤🤍
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For all the boys that never got to be Dads.
Thank you for giving me a world I where I can be one.































