dan (@LummerDan) header
dan (@LummerDan) profile picture

moving on up!!!

somerset
Joined November 2012
Photo by dan (@LummerDan)Photo by dan (@LummerDan)Photo by dan (@LummerDan)Photo by dan (@LummerDan)Photo by dan (@LummerDan)Photo by dan (@LummerDan)Photo by dan (@LummerDan)Photo by dan (@LummerDan)Photo by dan (@LummerDan)Photo by dan (@LummerDan)
Absolutely class
35
321
34
4,649
1,532,625
dan retweeted
Genius! 😂
224
3,882
264
34,562
3,115,435
An Arsenal fan booked a Hotel in Budapest since last year for the UCL final and yesterday he posted the screenshot happily that he got a cheap price, a Tottenham fan called the hotel and canceled the booking. 😭😭
691
4,606
261
72,803
2,600,307
Manchester United are the Bonnie Blue of the Premier League. Literally fucked by everyone 🤣🤣🤣
25
48
629
18,251
The £ has lost 46% of its value since 2006 meaning £100k today has the same purchasing power as £54k in 2006 🤣🤣🤣 we have been absolutely screwed as a generation
606
5,303
527
73,476
5,432,397
Seeing this video recirculating after last night’s result is just funny. It’s just one of the many things Rio Ferdinand has said about #NUFC, that show him to be so misinformed about football clubs outside his own.
125
117
54
1,179
367,863
Newcastle fans nearly blew the roof off Wembley at full-time!
19
243
7
3,421
113,890
YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍
506
6,792
472
62,354
2,087,833
Our time. #wedontdoquiet
121
1,371
316
7,856
760,698
West Ham fans to #NUFC fans after 75 minutes “sit down if you’re 3-1 down” #NUFC fans to West Ham fans after 91 minutes “stand up if you’re 4-3 up”. Poetry.
16
236
8
2,684
74,075
Lad my mortgage has gone up £400 a month and the gas and electricity up £250 a month up. You are the ones who have broke us not some lad with a Palestine flag, now fuck off
'Recently our streets have been hijacked by small groups who are hostile to our values' PM Rishi Sunak addresses the nation outside Downing Street. 🔗 trib.al/5pHoCk7 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
553
19,171
230
111,650
6,590,688
Someone posted this on Facebook...so true! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, It's time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Airline surcharge tax Airline Fuel Tax Airport Maintenance Tax Building Permit Tax Cigarette Tax Cooking Tax Corporate Income Tax Goods and Services Tax (GST) Death Tax Driving Permit Tax Environmental Tax (Fee) Excise Taxes Income Tax Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Petrol Tax (too much per litre) Gross Receipts Tax Health Tax Heating Tax Inheritance Tax Interest Tax Lighting Tax Liquor Tax Luxury Taxes Marriage License Tax Mortgage Tax Pension Tax Personal Income Tax Property Tax Poverty Tax Real Estate Tax Retail Sales Tax Service Charge Tax Telephone Tax Value Added Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Water Tax Tax (VAT) on Tax. And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax! STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids. What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money? Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges.... And we all know what we think of Bankers. I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!! YOU can help it get there!
2,141
39,345
1,882
75,097
5,263,044
American photographer gets a mild scolding from the Queen for asking her to remove her crown
790
2,262
438
54,599
20,774,294
Listen to Sir Bobby… Then ask is Eddie Howe the right man… 100% yes #NUFC
11
67
12
442
53,069
We are behind you, @trippier2 🙏🏻!! We know that you going through difficult time in your personal life, but we also know that you are one of the best RB in the world!! Form is temporary, class is permanent!!! #NUFC 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤
104
190
17
3,429
167,212
Best right back I’ve ever seen at #nufc. Most important signing since the takeover. Instrumental in everything good over the last two years. Absolutely love the man and I hope he knows the respect he has 🖤🤍
44
39
9
824
27,387
“You’ve seen United now f*** off home!” Priceless 😄👋 #NUFC #MUFC #NEWMUN
17
188
12
2,330
130,150
For all the boys that never got to be Dads. Thank you for giving me a world I where I can be one.
19
141
10
1,477
94,289
Do we keep going wider or add another row of dogs in front? 🤣 #NUFC
All the Arsenal timewasting and tactics was for nothing 🤡🤡🤡 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕 #NUFC #NEWARS #AFC
44
5
1
434
59,815
Eddie Howe was asked why he brought on two first team players (Bruno G and Callum Wilson) only 4 minutes after his team had gone 3-0 up at Old Trafford... His answer 🗣️ "The intention was to give minutes to players, so they could use it as their training session.” 😅😅😅
26
128
51
3,140
672,713