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I crunch numbers, write stories, and sing off-key

Joined June 2011
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Alfalfa Amish?
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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76ers experiment won’t end well and it’s a coaching error.
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Comparing that song to Santa Baby is absolutely frying me.
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1. The music is bad. 2. Folks are extremely rude. 3. She has cancer placements so the music and everything else makes sense.
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Maya. retweeted
This beat , melody and arrangement is way to fire for her to use it for this idea ……
MRS CLAUS DON’T HAVE 2 KNOW out now 🎁
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notice how azzi and pb were still able to play together @jaytatum0 @jaylebrown
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That song makes me want to put the Christ back in Christmas.
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When Jalen was starting Foles was talking about "he just needs to rip it" though....and I won't forget that.
“[An] offense in college, in the Big 12, has more details than the Philadelphia Eagles offense in the National Football League, that’s a problem.” — Former #Eagles QB Nick Foles
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This just proves the one more Charlie’s Angels film can be made.
Cameron Diaz is having a very BAD DAY. A single mom fights to keep one little promise to her daughter on the absolute worst day of her life in this new action-comedy premiering December 11.
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Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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Very well deserved
Kandi Burruss has been nominated for the 2027 Songwriters Hall of Fame.
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Now how UConn lost already
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Just go out there and have fun @Ravens
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I’m so thankful to the people who made a bounce version of Balm In Gilead.
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Exactly
I better hear this on Easter.
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Maya. retweeted
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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Chick Fil A now open Sundays for Drag Brunch
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Trade: the Arizona Cardinals are finalizing a trade to send QB Jacoby Brissett to the Baltimore Ravens, per @RapSheet and me. Deal is expected to be completed this weekend. The Ravens lost QB Lamar Jackson to a thumb injury, and his backup Tyler “Snoop” Huntley to turf toe.
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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Ms. Pamela is hilarious
QB1's Mom is Feeling Blue 💙💙🔵🗳🗳
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