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I crunch numbers, write stories, and sing off-key

Joined June 2011
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This beat , melody and arrangement is way to fire for her to use it for this idea ……
MRS CLAUS DON’T HAVE 2 KNOW out now 🎁
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notice how azzi and pb were still able to play together @jaytatum0 @jaylebrown
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That song makes me want to put the Christ back in Christmas.
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When Jalen was starting Foles was talking about "he just needs to rip it" though....and I won't forget that.
“[An] offense in college, in the Big 12, has more details than the Philadelphia Eagles offense in the National Football League, that’s a problem.” — Former #Eagles QB Nick Foles
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Day 2 of Woke 3 and Kalshi has fallen #WokeIsBack
BREAKING: Utah criminally charges Kalshi's CEO and COO with 13 counts of illegal gambling
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Maya. retweeted
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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Chick Fil A now open Sundays for Drag Brunch
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THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES
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Maya. retweeted
I’m going to save this tweet forever if anyone ever says that again
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That was Perry Ellis’s freshman season.
BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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AND UNPLUG THEM MUTHAFUCKING DATA CENTERS ON YA WAY OUT
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We just took back Texas.
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We’ve been here since before this country was a country and we are still having “first Black ________”. Please don’t ever ask me why I go so hard for my people.
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The real fun is witnessing how much backpedaling corporate America does over the next two years.
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Dr umar’s school might get built fr
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Maya. retweeted
HALLELU.
Democrat James Talarico has defeated Republican Ken Paxton in the Texas Senate race, NBC News projects nbcnews.com/politics/2026-el…
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EVERYBODY MEET UP AT YOUR NEAREST HEB! WE PARKING LOT PIMPIN TONIGHT
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