@MASH4everything

Theres a M*A*S*H quote for everything

 Ouijongbou, Korea
Joined February 2012
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Hey Father, you wanna wing that horsehide this way?
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Dear Dad, I'm bringing home a marine. He'll be the son you never had
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Alan Alda
@alanalda28 Feb 2023
40 years ago today. ⌛️❤️
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If you'd like, I can do it into her stocking
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Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do
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Do you know what my own brother used to call me?
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My father's a good man. He always wanted the best for me, but...where I have a father, you have a dad
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To Toledo: the stuffed grape leaf capital of the Midwest!
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Looks like we're in for a quiet evening sheriff Yep, a real Doc Holiday
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Man graduated 312th out of 320, and he says he's gonna do his best
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I'm not the kind of guy that turns to cookies the minute things go wrong
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I'll have a modicum of hash and a smattering of potatoes
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You tell 'em Ferret Face
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My rear would feel a whole lot safer if you were in front of it, sir
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Please accept this in the spirit intended. You're under enormous pressure here and I just want to know one little thing. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!?
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It's like spring at M*A*S*H. If you can't find and you can't feel it, you just go ahead and make it. Somewhere in here, I'm coaxing a little bud to grow
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Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski15 Mar 2022
Sporting a new look, Boebert recounts the incident where she yelled out during SOTU. She talks about Pelosi telling her to shut up, then says the mom of a “lieutenant corporal” (there’s no such thing) wrote her to thank her.
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Don't panic, I'm doing that for everybody
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Alan Alda
@alanalda28 Feb 2022
A war on TV ended for a company of actors on February 28, 1983. 39 YEARS later an actor leads his country in a war for its very survival. But this is real. And it breaks our hearts.
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Alan Alda
@alanalda28 Feb 2022
A war on TV ended for a company of actors on February 28, 1983. 49 years later an actor leads his country in a war for its very survival. But this is real. And it breaks our hearts.
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