Author. Human kaleidoscope. Ojuju.
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Joined January 2010
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Also there is a caveat. Relocation is final in the psyche. Call it an exile’s curse. The man who leaves is never the man who returns. The place you left is not the one you return to. That’s some kind of existential limbo, being trapped in the interstices of an existence in which you never quite fit in on either side.
Hardly do you get warned about this subtle but permanent change. Hardly do you get warned about the lure of over-integrating, or the hard bristle consequences of holding back. And in all of this you just reflect on the morality of your privilege to just hop and leave lest you acquire the diasporic condescension.
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UPDATE
Every item has been recovered ; even tho he formatted the files it can still be retrieved back
A big thank you to everyone who came through to help out. God bless you🙏🏾
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL
I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help.
On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room.
The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and
FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients.
These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood.
Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel.
I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities.
Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670
Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
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They confirmed his name is TIMOTHY MBACHU also known as Lion of Lagos
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL
I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help.
On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room.
The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and
FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients.
These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood.
Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel.
I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities.
Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670
Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
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You're thinking of someone. They probably need you to feed their stomach first
Order a have you eaten box for yourself or for someone who deserve your care.
Wa.me/9124800610
Delivery available
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Someone is thinking of you. They say it in words and FOOD.
Place an order for the Have you eaten box against Monday. 20 boxes available every Monday.
09124800610
Ogijo (Delivery available)
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This guy again! 2 years ago, he stole a bag containing a laptop, from our church on Oregun road. Thank God for the CCTv footage and social media, the laptop was recovered. Alas! The guy had previous records of stealing and getting caught. Apparently, he wasn't really punished.
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL
I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help.
On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room.
The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and
FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients.
These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood.
Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel.
I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities.
Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670
Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
Ojuju. retweeted
URGENT PUBLIC APPEAL
I never imagined having to make a post like this, but I desperately need your help.
On October 31, while covering a wedding at Oriental Hotel, Lagos, my bag was stolen from inside the bride's room.
The bag contained my MacBook Pro M1 and
FOUR external hard drives holding approximately FIVE weddings yet to be delivered to my clients.
These are not just files. They are people's once in a lifetime memories, months of hard work and my livelihood.
Thankfully, we have obtained CCTV footage showing the individual entering, taking my bag and leaving the hotel.
I'm offering a N500,000 REWARD for credible information leading to the identification of this individual and recovery of my belongings through the appropriate authorities.
Please you can send a message or call this number for any update 09033892670
Please guys help me repost abeg, this is very important please. 🙏🏾
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Thank you for coming to my kitchen and for spending your money at my kitchen. Truly appreciate it.
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Second meat pie order of the day.
Thank you Ogijo, you started November with the best foot.
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Afrobeats Flashback: 2020-2025 by DJ Tex - 234 tracks, looking at the last 5 years of naija music (notable omissions notwithstanding 🫣)
on.soundcloud.com/klssDA0zLw…
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Do you deliver? Yes. I am delivering to VI myself today and delivery to Odongunyan, Simawa Itaoluwo,Lukosi and other areas can be arranged.
How long does it last on a shelf? 5 days.
What's a pack? A pack contains 2pcs of the donut cake.
Can I buy 1? No, it is sold in dozens.
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I have now sold 8 dozens and I'm wowed at how a simple idea can just blow you up on X.
I'm still taking orders for these and I promise you that it is the best N1,000 you can snack on.
For delivery: VI, Alapere is the pickup point for the dispatch rider.
Wa.me/9124800610
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I'm Dami Ajayi, a Nigerian poet and essayist living in London. I write about music, faith, memory and home, and I'll argue about Afrobeats and Nigerian music with anyone.
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Delivered to Odongunyan.
Thank you so much for keeping my kitchen busy.
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Is it cake? Yes it is cake
Can I decide the flavor? Not exactly, it is mixed and sold at random
How much? It is N1,000 for 12 pieces of the cake.
Where? Ogijo
Do you do delivery? Yes, it can be arranged.
09124800610
