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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Been hearing that the Brewers are cheating in some way which is undetectable by cameras & officials, helps both with pitching and scoring runs, and is extremely effective both at home and away. I look forward to finding out what it is exactly they’re bc doing it sounds exciting
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Megan thee stallion has so many funny bars. Just heard “ho u a copy of me, u a doodle” and burst out laughing
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
The dodgers getting swept is the most embarrassing elimination in mlb history. You spent over one billion dollars to sign a bunch of all mlb ring chasers with fraudulent insurance premium money, just to lose 4 straight to a small market team with practically all homegrown talent
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
I read it first time. Bring back handwriting
Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says.
The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word.
[H/T: lolita]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The images appear to be AI-upscaled or altered versions of the original note shared by the hotel. The note reads: "Thank you for a restful stay at your beautiful resort. The “Maria” cast had a lovely time here. With love, Angelina Jolie."
greekcitytimes.com/2023/10/25/ang…
buzzfeed.com/ellendurney/an…
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Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Every papal health update be like, "The pope is dying. Of laughter, which reflects his overall good spirits. We regret to inform you that the pope will not be with us, today at the usual general audience. No worries. He'll be back next week."
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Could I, a 6'9 260 lb able-bodied man, beat this team's nickname in a fight?
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Sometimes I hate this country. Women should be working out in sports bras and men should be working out in slutty tank tops or shirtless if they’re outside. Why are you all allergic to people looking hot? Who told you seeing fit, attractive bodies was bad? Did you grow up in Iran? This is why we’re all so fat and have so many psychosexual issues.
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
not getting swindled by the AI-enganded racist caricature on vitestyle.com and then posting it online lmao
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
Or you should learn to be able to look at a butt and then move the fuck on with your life. Pussy
Sloppy Thirstin’ 🙃🙃 retweeted
the UChicago fraternity house rape was stopped by two insanely heroic women. breathtaking levels of solidarity here
A group of men cheered as a woman was sexually assaulted at a University of Chicago frat house, according to a police report obtained by @Suntimes.
The woman told CPD the assault happened during a party at AEPi. Her account was backed up by friends.
bit.ly/4AWDb5Y
