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Matt

@MJC439

Stand by me, my apprentice 📡 BHAFC fan and unrelentingly miserable arsehole. Worthing FC 🐟

 Worthing, England
Joined May 2010
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𝓃oz@ethannzrOct 19
those limbs at 0:12…
Brighton & Hove Albion (@BHAFC) profile pictureBrighton & Hove Albion
@BHAFCOct 19
Pitchside against Palace! 😮‍💨🔥
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Liste@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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wilf@wilfhmyOct 10
Took the Hull City chant a bit too literally
SK 💃🏾🕺 (@Rimmesfk) profile pictureSK 💃🏾🕺
@RimmesfkOct 10
A man has jumped into a tiger enclosure at The Yorkshire Wildlife park! No reports yet, as to whether he survived or not, apart from gun shots were fired & the park has been closed with heavy police & ambulance presence 🤦🏾‍♀️ I don’t even want to ask, how or why? #YWLP
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Simon Cowell at 19 vs him now at 66... this man does not age! 🤯 He looks absolutely mouth watering.
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Image from chloe ⋆˚꩜｡ 🐝 (@wenkwenk1703)
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kat@_catfightSep 25
Cuando compras celu nuevo y empezas a probar los ringtones
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Eugene@eugeneh84Sep 25
Enzo Maresca get ready to learn the northern towns just off A roads, buddy
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Replying to @MJC439
“You’re getting wiped by your owner”
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Yes but what about palace ffs
The xG Philosophy (@xGPhilosophy) profile pictureThe xG Philosophy
@xGPhilosophySep 23
Best attacks this season (most xG created): 🥇 Brighton - 11.76(xG) 🥈 Man City - 11.33(xG) 🥉 Brentford - 11.16(xG)
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Your toddler as soon as a disabled person gets on the bus
uk politics reaction video (@ukpolreact) profile pictureuk politics reaction video@ukpolreactSep 22
rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight
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Friend: (Showing me Not Like Us) What do you think? Me: This beat is dopelicious Friend: What about the pedophile bar? Me: They should shut that place down
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This is like if you invested in bitcoin in 2013, and then someone robbed you and benefitted from it instead of you.
Matt (@MJC439) profile pictureMatt@MJC4399 Feb 2019
#BHAFC fans, we might have lost but I have a new catchy song. Honest opinions wanted. Think it would look good with the whole north stand joining in
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At one point in "I Gotta Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas they just say Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
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The man who started it all…
Matt (@MJC439) profile pictureMatt@MJC439Sep 19
Hearing Pecked By The Seagull somewhere, resting my head against a window and staring in to the dark abyss, tears flowing. My song was stolen, my 15 minutes of fame ripped away from me and some bloke who 100% has a hard drive full of horrors has taken it all from me.
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weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede
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Ptdrrrrrrrr wallah ça a l’air trop dur la PL, genre même a regarder c’est étouffant
𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 (@fedevalv_) profile picture𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯
@fedevalv_Sep 19
They’re suffocating Arsenal 😭😭😂 teapawt.net/followfedevalv_/status…
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AWAY DAY REBELS! 🕺
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🕊️ RIP to a true pioneer. Legendary UK rapper Sway Dasafo has sadly passed away just two weeks after his 44th birthday. From his historic independent MOBO win to laying the foundation for UK rap globally, his impact will never be forgotten. Our thoughts are with his family. 👑💔
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Please excuse me for being late to the party, but my family and I have been recently watching #BreakingBad... amazing!
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Alby@AlbzSFCSep 17
I’m not sure “playing against a prem team would be a massive deal for us but beating them is just routine and second nature to you” is a flex
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