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The convicted felon and child-raping pedophile who calls anyone he dislikes a “loser” gets all butthurt when he’s asked how it feels to be a loser. Face it, MAGA. Your big tough “alpha male” cult leader is nothing more than a whiny little punk-ass bitch.
Lots of green out there today. Indices tell a different story given concentration. 45% of market showing negative correlation with Index, so getting easier to be up when market down.
CIO of The North retweeted
Rumor: a couple of managers have taken up residence in OpenAI's physical office space and are allowing employees to direct deposit to a long/short separate accounts.
Can anyone corroborate?
CIO of The North retweeted
$SPCX Shareholders, you sure you want to buy this 5% ROIC business for $1.5T…?!
Marketing must have said 2.0% annualized Private Equity premium over US LC wasn’t enough to cover GP fees so they made it +2.3%
Advance notice: Friday’s GS Prime Services Weekly Report will show today as a bigly HF deleveraging day
Leopold to Citadel part deux? A legendary L/S HF manager (now in mid 70’s) once asked me “how many hedge fund managers who blew up, blow up again?” The answer from him was, “all of them”.
Now benchmarking to Situational Awareness LP #dynamicbenchmarking
CIO of The North retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day.
And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
This must be what it feels like to be a Bessent LP. Positions bleeding out as the world redeems around you while the GP’s excuses keep changing. Maybe another Blaise Pascal quote will help?





















